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Post by aubrey on Jul 26, 2009 12:20:24 GMT
a cucumber sandwich without it is a bit lacking somewhat, i find...  It's really just bread and butter then. Which is never exciting. I really can't agree with that. (Actually, I think of most sandwiches as an excuse to eat bread and butter.) |
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Post by Patrick on Jul 26, 2009 13:31:14 GMT
If you're not a butter buyer though - a simple piece of good bread and butter is the ultimate test for some of these regurgitated tubs of chemicals that are supposed to emulate it. I remember buying one for a while - It came in a round tub - I always thought it was OK until I tried it "au naturel" and discovered that I'd been eating greasy pre-masticated cardboard for the past year or so.  |
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Post by aubrey on Jul 26, 2009 16:38:44 GMT
Clover's not bad.
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Post by bonbonlarue on Jul 26, 2009 17:04:17 GMT
MAYONNAISE!!!!!!
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Post by everso on Jul 26, 2009 17:19:08 GMT
Personally I think most sandwiches benefit from a good dollop of mayonnaise.
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Post by housesparrow on Jul 26, 2009 17:46:48 GMT
Clover is lovely, but she hasn't posted anywhere for ages. perhaps she has got herself a life! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2009 17:56:19 GMT
why would you even contemplate to dream to dare to make a cucumber sandwich when there is some ham in the fridge and some mustard to go on it? cucumbers was only good for doing robberies back in 1989.
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Post by trubble on Jul 26, 2009 18:37:17 GMT
Because your mother keeps growing them and giving them to you. She doesn't grow ham. Or mustard.
I've tried all the advice (thank you all) even the bothersome dipping in vinegar, and cucumber sandwiches work best when the cucmber is sliced kinda medium, with skin on, fresh white bread, scraping du buerre and nothing else.
Except peanut butter.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2009 18:49:56 GMT
well we did have a pork scratching tree in the back garden when i were a lad.
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Post by Patrick on Jul 26, 2009 22:20:54 GMT
Usually have that - Currently on the "Beautifully Buttefully" from Aldi - probably exactly the same as any old supermarket own make - but it does actually taste - er - butter - ish. |
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Post by Patrick on Jul 26, 2009 22:24:24 GMT
Now I read that just after reading about Murder Mysteries (via the last ** posts (bottom to top)) and the first thing I thought of was some Brian Rix/PG Wodehouse farce where a young lady comes rushing in through the French Windows at various points during the play and shouts that. Told you my mind works on a different tangent didn't I!? |
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Post by Patrick on Jul 26, 2009 22:32:32 GMT
Clover is lovely, but she hasn't posted anywhere for ages. perhaps she has got herself a life! Too quick by half you.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 9:13:59 GMT
i go for country life butter. i gone off it a bit since it started being advertised by that nasty little punk fellow. i liked it better when there was a group of yellow butter men, they may have been some kind of folk music combo, i think there was an accordian player at least.
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Post by trubble on Jul 27, 2009 9:20:55 GMT
That's Lurpak you utterly buttery fool!
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Post by Patrick on Jul 27, 2009 9:51:29 GMT
That's Lurpak you utterly buttery fool! I used to have a Country Life Butter Man Badge too! I got it for tasting cheese in the Sainsbury's Savacentre in Gillingham when I was about 9. It was a dead cool badge too, cos the outline on it was raised and I could print out as many little butter men as I wanted using my printing press!  |
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Post by trubble on Jul 27, 2009 16:06:04 GMT
I'm sorry, Costal. Looks like Lurpak stole the idea then.
But I still mantain Costal is utterly buttery.
Well, quite buttery then.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 16:10:15 GMT
well i dont like lurpak, nor margerine. butter is good. utterly buttery isnt even real is it?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 16:12:48 GMT
some of you might know the scientific fact that states if you pick a dandilion, that evening you will wet your bed. not so well known is that if you pick a buttercup, hold it under your chin and get a yellow reflection upon your chin then that evening you will piss pure butter.
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Post by stephan on Jul 27, 2009 16:41:36 GMT
I`ve heard of pis-en-lit but would the other be ` Kerrygold`?
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Post by everso on Jul 27, 2009 17:12:54 GMT
some of you might know the scientific fact that states if you pick a dandilion, that evening you will wet your bed. not so well known is that if you pick a buttercup, hold it under your chin and get a yellow reflection upon your chin then that evening you will piss pure butter. Yes! Dandelions are a diuretic, but you'd have to actually ingest some, rather than just pick them. |
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