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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2009 22:56:33 GMT
and frazzles taste like scabs .  |
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Jul 26, 2009 23:13:13 GMT
last bacon-based meal would have to be a bacon and cheese toastie with plenty of tomato sauce... *drool*
And speaking of tasty corn based scabs snacks, does anybody remember "Rancheros"? They were boss!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2009 23:15:17 GMT
i remember rancheros ( they were exactly the same flavour as frazzles.. scab flavour)
i LOVE pork scratchings too did i mention that before? if not hear me now i love pork scratchings. whats the soft bits thou?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2009 23:17:18 GMT
actually pork scratchings are a bit like scabs too.
why does everythink taste of scabs nowadays?
and why dont i get any real scabs nowadays?
if i had real scabs i could jist eat them and not have to go out and buy things that taste like scabs.
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Post by artistlily on Jul 26, 2009 23:21:37 GMT
Yes, well, all our blood has been changed by aliens, bit by bit. They don't want us to have scabs as they want all our blood to slowly seep into the ground making it super fertile so they can grow rhubarb for crisps.
I keep getting this banner, telling me about Louboutin shoes. I would never wear stupid shoes like that.
Haha, he is called Louboutin and he makes shoes. He should have changed it to: "P.T. Boutin". (put the)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2009 23:24:27 GMT
i get adverts saying 'qwuit cannabis'
i think riot left it there for me to seeeeeeeeeeeee. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
where am i .?
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Jul 26, 2009 23:26:48 GMT
I'm getting a quit cannabis banner...which is odd, because I quit it a few years ago...  AH |
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Post by artistlily on Jul 26, 2009 23:28:43 GMT
Well, they have stopped asking me if I want a Muslim bride (I did - and NOW what will I do!) and are offering me "pig solutions". Hmmmm. Funny, cos next to the pig solutions links is an offer to get a "Robert Palmer ringtone".
Is it just me or is there a spooky little connection there?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2009 23:31:44 GMT
its never too late to qwuit it again even thou youve already qwuit. i reccommend cutting down ( or up) to just 3 spliffs a day n take it from there day by day. be strong brother.
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Post by artistlily on Jul 27, 2009 3:01:35 GMT
......oh if only that worked with chocolate.  But yes, be strong. It is so worth it.  |
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Post by aubrey on Jul 27, 2009 6:18:57 GMT
This weekend I have had 3 bacon sandwiches and 1 pork chop, so I've eaten a substantial amount of pigs. And I have further poke chorps in my freezer, plus ham and salami in my fridge. How do they get so many different kinds of meat from the one animal?
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Post by aubrey on Jul 27, 2009 6:20:08 GMT
I do not want to quit cannabis.
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Post by trubble on Jul 27, 2009 9:16:47 GMT
I am still waiting for someone to invent rhubarb flavoured crisps. They probably exist. You've eaten parsnip, carrot, yam or beetroot crisps, have you? They're surprisingly nice when you're at starvation point but then so is rat. Walkers ''Builders' Breakfast'' got good reviews from me and swl. But that's rashers again. Aubrey, there's no bacon in Bacon Fries if you ever need a hit. |
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Post by aubrey on Jul 27, 2009 19:39:52 GMT
Thank you.
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Jul 27, 2009 20:59:36 GMT
I like them fish & chips snacks as well, biscuity and tasty they are. AH |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 21:32:00 GMT
orwllways broken thou aint they?
anyone tried the walkers fish n chips flavour? they brought them out when they was doing all those bonkerrs flavours lately like builders bum and chilli n chocolate..anyway, walkers fish n chips flavour present a bit of a connumdrum..see they taste very reasonable, not bad at all, but hold the packet up to your nose and inhale that aroma for just a sec.. and you'll see that- no offence to anyone or anythink but you will find they smell exactly like dirty fannies.
i dont know what to make of it all i reallly dont.
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Post by artistlily on Jul 27, 2009 21:42:42 GMT
Here's my advice: 1. Write to Walkers. They may give you a years free crisps. Or pay you and use that in their next ad campaign. (I wonder who the model would be?  2. Find new girls to hang out with! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 21:57:26 GMT
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Post by artistlily on Jul 27, 2009 22:02:40 GMT
Poor Costal! What with yukky milk, smelly crisps and wee butter you must feel well sick. Better eat some piggy!
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Post by artistlily on Jul 27, 2009 22:03:51 GMT
What about a fanny milkshake?  Oh gosh, I am turning my own stomach now. |
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