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Post by trubble on Jun 18, 2008 22:49:13 GMT
When I arrive on a board of evening, tired, barely able to read, and definitely not able to post, I would appreciate it if someone here could have been kind & thoughtful enough to fetch my slippers and a copy of the Evening Herald with a round up of anything interesting that happened on the boards to day. I have to make my own cocoa and I'm only in baby-infants. That's child abuse.  So far, all I can see that happened today was that Riotgrrl finally admitted she was on her period, which explains everything really. Did I miss anything else? |
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Post by trubble on Jun 18, 2008 22:54:35 GMT
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Post by Patrick on Jun 18, 2008 23:33:52 GMT
When I arrive on a board of evening, tired, barely able to read, and definitely not able to post, I would appreciate it if someone here could have been kind & thoughtful enough to fetch my slippers and a copy of the Evening Herald with a round up of anything interesting that happened on the boards to day. I have to make my own cocoa and I'm only in baby-infants. That's child abuse. So far, all I can see that happened today was that Riotgrrl finally admitted she was on her period, which explains everything really. Did I miss anything else? Aaaarghggghh! That word again! Cocoa? Slippers? Fetch? Whaddya think I am eh?  I suppose it'll be a neck and shoulder rub next!  |
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Post by Patrick on Jun 18, 2008 23:42:22 GMT
Do you want rum in that?
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Post by riotgrrl on Jun 19, 2008 9:46:35 GMT
When I arrive on a board of evening, tired, barely able to read, and definitely not able to post, I would appreciate it if someone here could have been kind & thoughtful enough to fetch my slippers and a copy of the Evening Herald with a round up of anything interesting that happened on the boards to day. I have to make my own cocoa and I'm only in baby-infants. That's child abuse. So far, all I can see that happened today was that Riotgrrl finally admitted she was on her period, which explains everything really. Did I miss anything else? I don't have periods. I'm a lesbian. |
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Post by trubble on Jun 19, 2008 10:42:40 GMT
Oh that's annoying. I'm a lesbian to dust mites but it's not too bad, the most that happens is my nose gets blocked up.
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Post by Patrick on Jun 19, 2008 11:33:00 GMT
I hear Angel Delight's a good cure for that. Twice a day in a handy infusion pack.
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Post by trubble on Jun 23, 2008 9:52:08 GMT
Tried it. Worked wonders! Thx 4 the tip.  I'm having to do my own round-ups. Prem has left the Orchard. Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaasssse make it up with Prem, Riotgrrl, pleeeeeeeeeaaaaassssssse. Everyone on JSG think Raj Persaud was let off leniently because he's an 'effnick'. Pleeeeeeeaaaaassssse stop me from hurting people over there, they are nuts. EvilAmerican has made an appearance and I am relieved to see her alive and well. She says 'hi Alph'!  |
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Post by riotgrrl on Jun 23, 2008 15:00:59 GMT
Tried it. Worked wonders! Thx 4 the tip. I'm having to do my own round-ups. Prem has left the Orchard. Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaasssse make it up with Prem, Riotgrrl, pleeeeeeeeeaaaaassssssse. Everyone on JSG think Raj Persaud was let off leniently because he's an 'effnick'. Pleeeeeeeaaaaassssse stop me from hurting people over there, they are nuts. EvilAmerican has made an appearance and I am relieved to see her alive and well. She says 'hi Alph'! Trubs, what XpremX does is up to XpremX. Whether or not I love him or I hate him makes no difference to what he does. Don't give me power I ain't got sista . . . I looked in on JSG and caught a particularly charming thread about the 'negrification' of the country and the need to set up a white colony on a remote Scottish island. (What is it with the English and their constant belief that there are all these remote Scottish islands just sitting empty waiting for them to come along??) Don't do board round-ups anyway. They just always end up in slagging off other posters. I made a snidey wee comment about Evilamerican just there, but I deleted it as she didn't deserve it and I'm better than that. If we wanted board round-ups, the slimeboard is there for that purpose! Kisses. |
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Post by Patrick on Jun 23, 2008 15:55:27 GMT
Not the Americans! Not the Mercans! Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeee! If anyone wants me - I'll be in here...........  |
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Post by trubble on Jun 23, 2008 18:11:05 GMT
Tried it. Worked wonders! Thx 4 the tip. I'm having to do my own round-ups. Prem has left the Orchard. Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaasssse make it up with Prem, Riotgrrl, pleeeeeeeeeaaaaassssssse. Everyone on JSG think Raj Persaud was let off leniently because he's an 'effnick'. Pleeeeeeeaaaaassssse stop me from hurting people over there, they are nuts. EvilAmerican has made an appearance and I am relieved to see her alive and well. She says 'hi Alph'! Trubs, what XpremX does is up to XpremX. Whether or not I love him or I hate him makes no difference to what he does. Don't give me power I ain't got sista . . . I looked in on JSG and caught a particularly charming thread about the 'negrification' of the country and the need to set up a white colony on a remote Scottish island. (What is it with the English and their constant belief that there are all these remote Scottish islands just sitting empty waiting for them to come along??) Don't do board round-ups anyway. They just always end up in slagging off other posters. I made a snidey wee comment about Evilamerican just there, but I deleted it as she didn't deserve it and I'm better than that. If we wanted board round-ups, the slimeboard is there for that purpose! Kisses. It's not about power, it's a straightforward 'it takes two' conundrum. Just like when you said 'make up with Bodge' and you were right. Life is too short etc etc etc..... There has been some things said that should just be best forgot and if both of you say 'it's over'....  ? Oh, that thread was a doozy, wasn't it. I think in the end the no's had it. Hugs. |
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Post by trubble on Jun 23, 2008 18:12:40 GMT
Not the Americans! Not the Mercans! Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeee! If anyone wants me - I'll be in here........... Well. I've had my battles with EvilA but she's fun and I like her. Now, come on, you chicken, I was going to say can I ask her over here, but if you're going to be mean... |
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Post by riotgrrl on Jun 23, 2008 18:39:08 GMT
Trubs, what XpremX does is up to XpremX. Whether or not I love him or I hate him makes no difference to what he does. Don't give me power I ain't got sista . . . I looked in on JSG and caught a particularly charming thread about the 'negrification' of the country and the need to set up a white colony on a remote Scottish island. (What is it with the English and their constant belief that there are all these remote Scottish islands just sitting empty waiting for them to come along??) Don't do board round-ups anyway. They just always end up in slagging off other posters. I made a snidey wee comment about Evilamerican just there, but I deleted it as she didn't deserve it and I'm better than that. If we wanted board round-ups, the slimeboard is there for that purpose! Kisses. It's not about power, it's a straightforward 'it takes two' conundrum. Just like when you said 'make up with Bodge' and you were right. Life is too short etc etc etc..... There has been some things said that should just be best forgot and if both of you say 'it's over'.... ? Oh, that thread was a doozy, wasn't it. I think in the end the no's had it. Hugs. Re. Prem. Tis all right. I just checked the Slimeboard and Gus has identified the real reason for all the shenanigans. It is my unrequited love for XpremX wot has laid me low! Must go. Broken heart to nurse and all. |
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Post by Patrick on Jun 23, 2008 21:59:28 GMT
Re. Prem. Tis all right. I just checked the Slimeboard and Gus has identified the real reason for all the shenanigans. It is my unrequited love for XpremX wot has laid me low! Must go. Broken heart to nurse and all. Aw Bless. Don't disturb her folks. (You can hide in my bunker if you like? - I'll camp behind the wall. Just let me know if any Mercans come up the hill........) Mental not to practice me John Inman impressions |
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Post by sesley on Jun 25, 2008 12:15:30 GMT
any spiders and worms in your bunker? you can usually hear merican anyway before they arrive,they have a wide load, reversing siren. and also you folks that have left the orchard,come back they,you have worship threads dedicated to you and the people that message on them really miss you  |
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Post by Patrick on Aug 6, 2008 22:53:33 GMT
Perhaps this should go in the newly formed Cesspit? Hmmmmmm, Could be. I'd completely forgotten this and came back on to say how nice Green and Black's Organic Cocoa is. Only to rediscover this hotbed of incendiary gossip! Shocking!
No spiders by the way.
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Aug 7, 2008 20:44:52 GMT
I prefer this to cocoa...  (not that I want to steer the thread away from incendiary gossip or anything...I have a hard earned reputation to uphold!) AH |
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Post by trubble on Aug 9, 2008 14:33:30 GMT
What IS Horlicks? Something unnatural, I bet.
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Post by Patrick on Aug 9, 2008 14:46:57 GMT
What IS Horlicks? Something unnatural, I bet. I don't believe you? You've heard of Horlicks!!!!!!!? It's a drug, naturally. |
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Aug 9, 2008 17:22:56 GMT
What IS Horlicks? Something unnatural, I bet. It's the drink of gunslingers...say true. AH |
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