How do you make a cuppa tea?

[trubble]

Have you solved the mice problem then?

[Alpha Hooligan]

Jan 22, 2010 17:18:37 GMT trubble said:

Have you solved the mice problem then?

Yeah, they said there are no problems since you went, they are all very happy and thanks for asking.


AH

[trubble]

I don't miss those moany little gits one bit. Apparently I was keeping them awake during the day with all my scratching and nibbling. And they ratted me out to the RSPCA who issued a formal warning about my incontinence being a health risk to baby mice ffs. When I counter-complained about the time they placed a ripe vintage brie inside a booby trapped ironing board and left me struggling for days to get out, the RSPCA said it was nothing to do with them! Bloody jobsworths.

[artistlily]

I do not believe that it took you 35 years to buy white pepper, CostallyWostallypie. I mean, you would have to be able to walk, so that means age at least 1. Then you would have had to be old enough to reach up to the shelf and grab it, knowing it was white pepper and not vaginal deodorant powder, then pay for it using real money not lego bricks, so you would have had to be at least 6.
That makes you 41, and unless that is photos of your Dorian Grey self, you are not 41.

Are you?

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er, no im 35. i think i mentioned that in the thread!¬ i was just counting from the moment i was born onwards, irrespective of wether i was aware of white pepper at that stage or not.

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VAGINAL DEODORANT POWDER? is there such a product??? ~JEEEE-ZUUUUUZ~

[Weyland]

Jan 23, 2010 14:40:33 GMT @costal said:

VAGINAL DEODORANT POWDER? is there such a product??? ~JEEEE-ZUUUUUZ~

You rang?

Why aye, man! It's made from Spanish Fly, with just a hint of viagrine extract.

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I REALLY DONT THINK it has any place being mentioned in a thread about how to make a cup of tea though.

[artistlily]

You are quite right, costal dear. I beg pardon. I think it is the effect of the vile heat making me into a freak.You did say you were 35, sweetheart, ignore me. I think I have finally flipped lately I am saying the most bizarre things.

However, sadly I think there is such a product, I have seen sneaky little cunning shelves in the chemist labelled "feminine torture" or something, all done in pink.

Roll on winter, I say. I long for arctic blasts. Or Arctic Roll.

You look fabulous, whatever your age. MMMWWWAAAHHH. XXX

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THANKYOU! it is not up for dispute thou, i AM 35.