Some people call it paradise, but I call it pain. Baby take me anywhere, but not here again. -- Caro Emerald, 2010
Shoutbox
bananaman: Marks and Spencer.
Sept 29, 2022 23:08:07 GMT
bananaman: What is green and has pants?
Sept 29, 2022 23:07:58 GMT
bananaman: You've been peeking in my drawers again!
Sept 29, 2022 23:07:45 GMT
bananaman: What's green and pants?
Sept 29, 2022 23:07:32 GMT
bananaman: A Very tired frog.
Sept 29, 2022 23:07:18 GMT
bananaman: What's Green and Pants?
Sept 29, 2022 23:06:52 GMT
trubble: Time travel! It works but it's not nearly exciting as I thought it would be. I see the biscuits are stale. Nothing changes.
Apr 1, 2019 21:35:17 GMT
Patrick: Plays havoc when they bash into the skirting board though!
Nov 25, 2014 17:09:37 GMT
trubble: I only like roller ball mice. It's like roller skates v roller blades - stability over speed every time!
Nov 25, 2014 3:38:36 GMT
Patrick: So pleased my Wheeing made such an impression.
Sept 23, 2014 22:23:31 GMT
Patrick: Here I go again!!!!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Sept 9, 2014 23:07:29 GMT
Patrick: OOOOoooooh! I've got a new Wireless Mouse! It's fast! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Wheeeeeeeeee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sept 9, 2014 23:07:08 GMT
trubble: Very good. Everyone give him a big hand.
Sept 8, 2014 16:09:50 GMT
Patrick: I've been known to take it on a shuffle too! I know! Get me! I'm a Card!
Sept 8, 2014 11:23:42 GMT
trubble: I guess it's just something you learn to take in your stride.
Sept 6, 2014 10:41:32 GMT
Patrick: Dyspepsia? No! I always walk like that! (With thanks to Spike Milligan).
Sept 5, 2014 23:23:25 GMT
trubble: Careful, that sounds like a recipe for dyspepsia.
Sept 5, 2014 9:13:11 GMT
Patrick: Right then! I'm off to see Katrina! Cos she's got Orangina! Though there's no one meaner - when she's been on the Coke!
Sept 4, 2014 22:33:04 GMT
trubble: Sorry, only kidding! cos it is fanta wind you up.
Sept 4, 2014 7:12:10 GMT
Patrick: Now now, step back! No need to get Fizzical!
Sept 4, 2014 0:38:16 GMT