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Post by trubble on Apr 14, 2011 15:53:48 GMT
Because You're Cheddar Gorgeous...
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Post by trubble on Apr 14, 2011 15:57:14 GMT
The absolute epitome of a cheesy song....
here it is in full, including a well cheesy intro...
Halloumi! Is it me you're looking for?
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Post by everso on Apr 15, 2011 18:07:38 GMT
Because You're Cheddar Gorgeous... Mr. E. and I once spent a dirty weekend in Cheddar Gorge.
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Post by everso on Apr 15, 2011 18:13:01 GMT
When they trend saucy songs, put me down for the Boomtown Rats & I Don't Like Hollandaise. When they trend biscuit songs, put me down for Doris Day and "Ritz cracker way" (from the film Calamity Jarlsberg)
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Post by Weyland on Apr 15, 2011 18:21:32 GMT
Mr. E. and I once spent a dirty weekend in Cheddar Gorge. Cheddar Gorge! A Truly Greeeeaaattt Euphemism. Did you rent a Cheese Cottage? (Geddit?)[Don't fail to check out the orange-ripper thread on PhotoFit.]
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Post by Weyland on Apr 15, 2011 18:22:34 GMT
When they trend saucy songs, put me down for the Boomtown Rats & I Don't Like Hollandaise. When they trend biscuit songs, put me down for Doris Day and "Ritz cracker way" (from the film Calamity Jarlsberg) Wasn't that Calamity Jean?
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Post by everso on Apr 15, 2011 18:25:06 GMT
My dad took me to see that film when it was first released. I must only have been about 3 or 4, but I can remember it.
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Post by trubble on Apr 16, 2011 13:19:24 GMT
When they trend saucy songs, put me down for the Boomtown Rats & I Don't Like Hollandaise. When they trend biscuit songs, put me down for Doris Day and "Ritz cracker way" (from the film Calamity Jarlsberg) When they trend breadified songs, put me down for You Gotta Pitta Pocket Or Two. I hope Patrick is writing all this down. This is pure gold.
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Post by Weyland on Apr 16, 2011 15:45:35 GMT
When they trend breadified songs, put me down for You Gotta Pitta Pocket Or Two. You will go to hell for that, my girl. In fact you'll be toast unless . . . this is what you knead to do — persuade me to have a word with the Management. Believe me, He can be a bit crusty.
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Post by everso on Apr 16, 2011 17:00:17 GMT
When they trend biscuit songs, put me down for Doris Day and "Ritz cracker way" (from the film Calamity Jarlsberg) When they trend breadified songs, put me down for You Gotta Pitta Pocket Or Two. I hope Patrick is writing all this down. This is pure gold. And as for cake songs: "There is nothing like a donut" (from South Pacific) - also "Honey Bun" (although that really IS the name of the song)
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Post by Weyland on Apr 16, 2011 17:05:41 GMT
When they trend breadified songs, put me down for You Gotta Pitta Pocket Or Two. I hope Patrick is writing all this down. This is pure gold. And as for cake songs: "There is nothing like a donut" (from South Pacific) - also "Honey Bun" And a hybrid or two . . . I'm Gonna Wash that Jam Right Outta my Tart. Balli Pie.Some Enchanted Madeira.
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Post by riotgrrl on Apr 16, 2011 18:34:45 GMT
Baguette for Good.
(That's a bit rubbish; sorry.)
Baby, I'm your nan.
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Post by everso on Apr 16, 2011 22:48:43 GMT
If we're doing Indian: Pappadom don't preach - Madonna.
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Post by trubble on Apr 17, 2011 13:47:23 GMT
And French & Saunders have already baggsed Abba's Chicken Tikka,
If we're doing fish: I Have A Bream - Abba.
I crossed a stream... I have a bream....
I belieeeeeeeeeve in anglers....
(Well, if I am going to hell anyway...)
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Post by riotgrrl on Apr 17, 2011 18:25:32 GMT
Björn Ulvaeus walked into a bar. He didn't audition or anything.
(think about it . . .)
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Post by trubble on Jun 17, 2011 21:33:55 GMT
Björn Ulvaeus walked into a bar. He didn't audition or anything. (think about it . . .) I've been thinking about it for months and I still don't get it. Was it funnier in the original Swedish?
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Post by Weyland on Jun 17, 2011 21:38:14 GMT
Björn Ulvaeus walked into a bar. He didn't audition or anything. (think about it . . .) I've been thinking about it for months and I still don't get it. Was it funnier in the original Swedish? How the hell would Riot know? Swedish?! Her Serbo-Croat is hardly perfect, and don't even mention her "English".
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Post by riotgrrl on Jun 17, 2011 22:55:26 GMT
Björn Ulvaeus walked into a bar. He didn't audition or anything. (think about it . . .) I've been thinking about it for months and I still don't get it. Was it funnier in the original Swedish? Imagine you have an English accent. How do you pronounce 'a bar'? So, he walked into 'a bar' (pronounced in an English accent) without auditioning. Does that help at all?
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Post by jean on Jun 18, 2011 7:30:46 GMT
Oh I see. You mean make it non-rhotic.
But the stress is in the wrong place. Even the English wouldn't put it on the 'a'.
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Post by Weyland on Jun 18, 2011 8:02:58 GMT
Oh I see. Yoo mean make it non-rhotic. But the stress is in the wrong place. Even the English wouldn't put it on the 'a'. I still don't get it.
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