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Post by trubble on Jan 31, 2009 16:12:35 GMT
It's a boring game I suppose but I have never worked out who I would invite to the perfect dinner party.
I've just settled on one person so far.
Oliver Sexy Gorgeous Drunken Incorrigable Hilarious Reed.
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Post by Patrick on Jan 31, 2009 16:37:30 GMT
Miles Kington. I always thought he would have been the best person to help me make sense of my Dad's jazz collection. Then after that we could natter about steam trains and the eccentricities of the English languauge.
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Post by trubble on Jan 31, 2009 16:47:29 GMT
after that we could natter about steam trains Sounds a larf a minute .
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Post by Patrick on Jan 31, 2009 17:05:15 GMT
after that we could natter about steam trains Sounds a larf a minute . So you're not expecting much conversation from old Ollie then!
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Post by trubble on Jan 31, 2009 17:08:31 GMT
I would expect a little pillow talk from Ollie, yes. But I will be so drunk that the steam trains will seem fun too.
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Post by Patrick on Jan 31, 2009 17:20:28 GMT
Talking of wine then - perhaps we better invite Hugh Johnson - he's a good storyteller about the grapes and history - might even bring a few decent bottles with him!
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Post by trubble on Jan 31, 2009 17:25:31 GMT
Wine is presumed. We don't have to invite people just to get free stuff. ;D
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Jan 31, 2009 18:26:30 GMT
Ideal dinner guest eh? Tough call...the uber Goddess Kylie would have to be high on my list for classy guests, although the mad cow Ulrika would be fun, and I reckon I'd get a shag out of her as well. AH
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Post by motorist on Jan 31, 2009 20:36:06 GMT
Trubbs and Hooly would be my choices
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Post by Patrick on Jan 31, 2009 21:20:45 GMT
You wouldn't be lowering the tone there would you Alph?
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Feb 1, 2009 11:23:37 GMT
Trubbs and Hooly would be my choices Ta mate, I'd be a good guest, bring lot's of booze and behave myself. I'm not so sure about "Klepto-Trubbs" though...you insured for casual/petty theft? ;D AH
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Feb 1, 2009 11:25:52 GMT
You wouldn't be lowering the tone there would you Alph? If I wasn't lowering the tone, I wouldn't be the AH that you've all come to know and tolerate would I? AH
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Post by Patrick on Feb 1, 2009 13:27:29 GMT
You wouldn't be lowering the tone there would you Alph? If I wasn't lowering the tone, I wouldn't be the AH that you've all come to know and tolerate would I? AH Very good, carry on...........
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Post by Patrick on Feb 1, 2009 14:31:28 GMT
after that we could natter about steam trains Sounds a larf a minute . Let me rephrase that - makes me sound like I wander round like Mr Hornby, no, a natter about the railways. There, that's better.
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Post by trubble on Feb 1, 2009 18:11:02 GMT
Moto, those accusations were never proven and I accept your kind offer. I don't think Kylie can make it to the Stub Crouch dinner party because she will distract Ollie's attention offa me is busy that night. She can come to the 'girls night in' instead.
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Post by everso on Feb 2, 2009 12:05:46 GMT
My dinner party would have to include Stephen Fry. And, of course, Fred Astaire would be included (we'd have some Cole Porter or Irving Berlin music playing quietly in the background in the hopes that he'd ask me to dance - did I ever tell you I learned to tap dance as a girl?)
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Post by spacemous68 on Feb 2, 2009 23:12:18 GMT
It's me! Everyone's favorite basement-chained gimp yank! *I* am coming on your to dinner!
:burning stars n stripes:
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Post by trubble on Feb 2, 2009 23:31:10 GMT
Fred Astaire is going to freak out.
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Post by everso on Feb 3, 2009 0:04:57 GMT
No, he'll simply pick himself up, dust himself off and start all over again.
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Post by patsy on Feb 3, 2009 15:32:51 GMT
I would like to bring Al Pacino
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