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Post by swl on Mar 13, 2009 21:48:45 GMT
Ooh a microwave without a turntable. Did you know you wouldn't be able to cook ants in your microwave?
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Post by Patrick on Mar 13, 2009 22:06:11 GMT
I know I'm going to regret this............ Why Can't I cook ants in my microwave?
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Post by swl on Mar 13, 2009 22:09:00 GMT
Cos Dec won't let you  |
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Post by swl on Mar 13, 2009 22:11:02 GMT
Also, microwaves create bands of heat in the oven. The ants would just run to the cool spots. Even with a turntable it would be difficult as the ants would just run around keeping in the cool areas.
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Post by Patrick on Mar 13, 2009 22:49:28 GMT
Which programme was it that had the producer walking out groaning! Ants! Cool Spots. Bloody clever mind! I'm going to have to try that this Summer! What d'you reckon? Line of Jam leading from the kitchen door - up the cupboards and in - or is that just a recipe for wasp heaven? Actually - that's not such a bad idea either!  |
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Post by swl on Mar 13, 2009 23:07:10 GMT
Do you want to know how to use your microwave to calculate the speed of light?
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Post by trubble on Mar 13, 2009 23:26:05 GMT
No.
But if you have any tips on how to use it to beam people from place to place I'd appreciate that.
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Post by percyplum on Mar 14, 2009 11:54:49 GMT
No. But if you have any tips on how to use it to beam people from place to place I'd appreciate that. Coo, that would be useful.  Like a transporter thingy. However, I have a Romulan Cloaking Device on my car. Bet you all want one now, eh? |
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Post by trubble on Mar 14, 2009 11:56:10 GMT
Yes! So is it you behind all those UFO sightings and stuff and things?
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Post by percyplum on Mar 14, 2009 11:58:29 GMT
Well, judging soley on the number of cars that pulled out in front of me, pedestrians wandering aimlessly in my path and suicidal pheasants, I'd say it works!
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Post by Coffeepot on Mar 14, 2009 18:21:48 GMT
I burnt a pudding (Aunt Bessies, serves me right  ) in our microwave, now every now and again when we use it it knocks all the electricity off. What did I do? Is it new microwave time? I only bought it last May. |
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Mar 14, 2009 20:03:42 GMT
I burnt a pudding (Aunt Bessies, serves me right ) in our microwave, now every now and again when we use it it knocks all the electricity off. What did I do? Is it new microwave time? I only bought it last May. Should still be under it's 12 month guarantee then. Contact the shop or maker. AH |
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Post by Coffeepot on Mar 22, 2009 18:44:25 GMT
Thanks Alpha, it was only from Argos but I put the receipt somewhere safe so I suppose I can't take it back  |
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Post by motorist on Apr 16, 2009 18:03:19 GMT
Also, microwaves create bands of heat in the oven. The ants would just run to the cool spots. Even with a turntable it would be difficult as the ants would just run around keeping in the cool areas. Have a small saucer with water in it. Put ant on water. Put glass over ant. Put in microwave and boil to taste  |
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