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Post by chrislord on Mar 13, 2009 13:21:48 GMT
It's taken me six years, gallons of booze, and lots of heartache, but I have finally woken up!! I WANT TO LIVE!! AND I'M GOING TO LIVE. I'm throwing caution to the wind and I'm not going to allow this to continue. Before I know where I am it will be bloody Christmas AGAIN!!! And another year wasted. Something gave way last night. A switch was clicked. THIS ISN'T AN IDLE POSTING. I AM DEADLY SERIOUS. I've been heading for a beakdown. There is no god...no afterlife..nothing. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE SHOW. THIS IS ALL WE'VE GOT. The late Jilona made a startling prophecy in one of her posts prior to her departure. I made a video in tribute and found it after trawling through her countless backposts on the old JSG. I wont repeat it here, other than we really only do live once in my belief. And Jilona aluded to that. TIME TO REAP THE WILD WIND...SPIT IN THE EYE OF THE STORM...BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES..FOR I AM ON MY WAY!!!!!!!!
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 13, 2009 13:35:53 GMT
I'm a little scared now.
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Post by rjpageuk on Mar 13, 2009 13:41:22 GMT
Is that you in your avatar after making this speech?
Good on you Chris ;D
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Post by motorist on Mar 13, 2009 13:43:26 GMT
Hooly, help him put his clothes back on
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 13:48:52 GMT
........do you have to be ?
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Post by chrislord on Mar 13, 2009 13:55:54 GMT
Is that you in your avatar after making this speech? Good on you Chris ;D It is indeed Rob...it is indeed. I've been a wimp. I go as far as Cumbria once a year. That's it!! I'm bullied by my ex. I'm beholden to my bloody mother. iI'M AWAY COME JUNE. Any man or woman wishes to speak...speak now... or forever hold your tongue. (apart from arealfarmer...who doesn't like me...but do I care? )
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Post by Patrick on Mar 13, 2009 13:56:17 GMT
TIME TO REAP THE WILD WIND...SPIT IN THE EYE OF THE STORM...BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES..FOR I AM ON MY WAY!!!!!!!! Don't panic Chris! Most Sainsbury's are open 'til 10pm these days! ;D
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Post by motorist on Mar 13, 2009 13:59:38 GMT
Speaking of arealfarmer, I notice he is avatarred now. If that is him in the picture, he is a dashing fellow (I say in a friendly, non-bottom-touching kind of way)
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Post by Patrick on Mar 13, 2009 14:45:43 GMT
I can never see something like "I'm Alive"without thinking of one of the Frankenstein moves or something similar with the mad professor going "He's alive!!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!! HE'S ALIVVEEEEE!!!!!!"
Or was it "It's alive!" Hmmmmmm
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Post by motorist on Mar 13, 2009 14:56:20 GMT
For a scientist, he was very emotional
Instead of "IT'S ALIVE!!" he should have said "It appears to be ambulatory. Very good. Now to test its nerve responses once it stops trying to pull my head off"
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Post by housesparrow on Mar 13, 2009 15:03:15 GMT
I can never see something like "I'm Alive"without thinking of one of the Frankenstein moves or something similar with the mad professor going "He's alive!!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!! HE'S ALIVVEEEEE!!!!!!" Or was it "It's alive!" HmmmmmmOoh - I remember that one The mutant baby. It put me off motherhood for life. I can even remember how it ends. "There's another one been born in Seattle!"
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Post by motorist on Mar 13, 2009 15:05:38 GMT
Mutant baby? I thought he was talking about Frankenstein. What film or book are you thinking of?
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Post by housesparrow on Mar 13, 2009 15:17:51 GMT
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Post by motorist on Mar 13, 2009 15:57:11 GMT
Never heard of it. I am surprised it mentions Finland as one country that banned it. Finland doesn't do that, so I suspect this was some time ago when religion was in politics a lot more - it reminds me of those nonsensical English laws that still exist but are not enforced. I would be surprised if the police here even gave two shits if anybody had that film
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Post by chrislord on Mar 13, 2009 16:10:20 GMT
Would you please refrain from changing the subject!! THIS IS MY LIFE CHANGE THREAD. Bloody Davis babies!! Honestly.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 16:56:43 GMT
........do you have to be ? On reflection , that was a tad harsh . What I meant to say was ; Yawn
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Post by Patrick on Mar 13, 2009 17:03:19 GMT
You've gotta love our ARF eh? One minute the quiet little wallflower, standing on the sidelines - Then next thing you know 'E's grown into a bloomin Triffid attacking anything that moves! Bless. ;D
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Post by rjpageuk on Mar 13, 2009 17:10:58 GMT
You've gotta love our ARF eh? One minute the quiet little wallflower, standing on the sidelines - Then next thing you know 'E's grown into a bloomin Triffid attacking anything that moves! Thats what I was thinking!
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Post by motorist on Mar 13, 2009 17:16:56 GMT
He's just telling it as he sees it
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Post by housesparrow on Mar 13, 2009 18:38:41 GMT
Anyway, Chris, if you really can dance like that bear I've got one question for you...
What are you on? I want some!
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