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Post by everso on May 2, 2009 12:59:24 GMT
I thought I had Swine flu so I tried to phone NHS direct, but all I got was crackling.  (I heard that on Radio Four and I'm too honest to take credit for it) |
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Post by swl on May 2, 2009 13:38:13 GMT
It'll be ok if you rub in some oinkment. ;D
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Post by trubble on May 2, 2009 13:42:44 GMT
I thought I had Swine flu so I tried to phone NHS direct, but all I got was crackling. (I heard that on Radio Four and I'm too honest to take credit for it) No need to repeat this sort of stuff.  Now look what you're encouraging, everso. It'll be ok if you rub in some oinkment. ;D |
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Post by everso on May 2, 2009 14:00:30 GMT
I heard something the other day to the effect that there were people in the U.S. that reckoned pigs would fly if Barak Obama ever became president.
Now we have.....swine flew
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Post by trubble on May 2, 2009 14:12:18 GMT
Look here, now, er, I feel uncomfortable about this but I will have to lock the thread if any more of this stuff creeps in. kthxbai.
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Post by everso on May 2, 2009 14:32:07 GMT
'Th-th-th-that's all folks!'
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Post by Patrick on May 2, 2009 15:15:51 GMT
On one message board somewhere, some wag has suggested that Swine Flu was deliberately introduced by some Secret Service Government Official "dropping" a vial of the stuff, in order to divert attention away from the banks and financial crises, so the bankers can get on with hiding away stacks of cash!
Don'tcha just love the internet eh?
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Post by NickCosmoSonde on May 2, 2009 16:45:59 GMT
My sweetheart Wildhyperbole suggests this is a Porkalypse, now. Wild is delicate creature.
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Post by motorist on May 2, 2009 20:28:06 GMT
Look here, now, er, I feel uncomfortable about this but I will have to lock the thread if any more of this stuff creeps in. kthxbai. I was tempted to hog the thread, but thought it would be boaring  |
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Post by everso on May 4, 2009 14:32:33 GMT
You're such a ham, Moto.
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Post by Flatypus on May 4, 2009 16:52:25 GMT
I thnk there's a nasty rasher on my arm
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Post by motorist on May 4, 2009 17:09:22 GMT
I couldn't help it, I won't even ask for porkiveness |
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Post by everso on May 4, 2009 20:10:14 GMT
We're really >ahem< scratching around now aren't we?
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Post by motorist on May 4, 2009 21:09:56 GMT
We're really >ahem< scratching around now aren't we? Ahhh, who really rinds? We butchered this thread long ago ;D |
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Post by everso on May 4, 2009 21:26:12 GMT
Never mind - BABE
hehehe
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Post by Flatypus on May 4, 2009 22:13:59 GMT
Translation time. Some teenage friends of my girlfriend (many long years ago) are walking along when similarly aged French tourists pass them and tell them what they'd like to do, not realising they understand a fair bit of French. So she yells Pigs at them. Unfortunately, instead of Parisian Cochons, she says dialect Couochons sounding like Parisian for "Let's sleep together"
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Post by trubble on May 4, 2009 22:16:51 GMT
I am taking names, people.
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Post by Patrick on May 4, 2009 22:53:32 GMT
We're really >ahem< scratching around now aren't we? Ahhh, who really rinds? We butchered this thread long ago ;D Made a right pig's ear of it if you ask me (which you didn't but I said so anyway!) |
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Post by Patrick on May 4, 2009 23:00:18 GMT
I am taking names, people. You are Captain Flack and I claim my €10! |
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Post by motorist on May 5, 2009 8:14:38 GMT
I am taking names, people. We're just chewing the fat, and having a sizzling time |
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