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Post by housesparrow on May 21, 2009 11:45:14 GMT
If I (and others!) promise not to discuss feminism again, will you come back? Pretty please.  |
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Post by motorist on May 21, 2009 12:47:54 GMT
Trubless zone  |
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Post by swl on May 21, 2009 14:05:52 GMT
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no Trubble
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Come back Trubs
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Post by rory b bellows on May 21, 2009 15:08:18 GMT
Where has Trubs gone and why has she gone? She was my favourite.
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on May 21, 2009 16:36:57 GMT
FACT: A forum without Trubb is a forum without fun.  AH
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Post by riotgrrl on May 21, 2009 16:37:07 GMT
As I understand it she's busy people-trafficking some whores, drugs and counterfeit DVDs up through Albania and into the European market. She's a big cheese in that industry.
By deleting her accounts she is trying to cover her tracks, as Interpol have been paying close attention to her posts on this board.
Many of them are secret codewords to her gangster pals. For instance when she types 'Obama is a great guy', that's the signal for them to print off a further 1000 copies of 'Slumdog Millionaire' and hide them beneath in a chicken in a box, which they then give to Macedonian peasants to transport through the border controls.
When the chicken is finally delivered to Ireland, Trubble wrings its neck and eats it raw before re-exporting the DVDs through Liverpool. Alpha Hooligan is a key contact.
I've told Interpol all I know, and I doubt we'll be seeing her on these boards again.
(Alternatively, she's just having a bit of a break.)
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on May 21, 2009 16:41:07 GMT
....and apparently, a forum without Trubb is also a forum without criminal goings on...
(and I just do what I'm told, RG...less complications and waterboarding that way).
AH
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Post by riotgrrl on May 21, 2009 17:00:04 GMT
....and apparently, a forum without Trubb is also a forum without criminal goings on... (and I just do what I'm told, RG...less complications and waterboarding that way). AH Well, I wasn't going to mention Trubble's involvement in the torture regime at G'tmo, but seeing as you bring it up . . Yes, that's also true. It's why she's got away with her criminal activities for so long. The CIA have basically protected her because of her skills as a tortureress. But now that Obama has ended the torture, the net is tightening around Trubble. |
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on May 21, 2009 17:07:03 GMT
Well, seeing as the truth is coming out....those times I've not been around for a few days are the times that I've been a victim of "extraordinary rendition" for basically not doing as I was told or missing a drop....she can be very ruthless.... Don't pin too many hopes on Obama though, I shared a cell with him...he's a broken man. AH |
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Post by Patrick on May 21, 2009 17:27:39 GMT
My contacts say "Please disinfect thoroughly after wearing".
My other contacts say that it is indeed a case of Messageboarditis. Tamiflu is being sent over and complete isolation is necessary for a short while. Meanwhile, fully clad in dustbin liners and rubber gloves. Trubble is being smothered in cocoa butter and prepared.. being well cared for. This mis-information is in order to allow her to leave the country incognito - and if that fails, in her brother's Cortina.
<cough> sorry, I think we got a cross line from another board there. I'll check the server and report back
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on May 21, 2009 17:42:01 GMT
<cough> sorry, I think we got a cross line from another board there. I'll check the server and report back Ah, that'll be "trubbfanciers.co.uk" I know it well have heard rumours of this despicable site... AH |
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Post by housesparrow on May 21, 2009 19:34:33 GMT
As I understand it she's busy people-trafficking some whores, drugs and counterfeit DVDs up through Albania and into the European market. She's a big cheese in that industry. By deleting her accounts she is trying to cover her tracks, as Interpol have been paying close attention to her posts on this board. Many of them are secret codewords to her gangster pals. For instance when she types 'Obama is a great guy', that's the signal for them to print off a further 1000 copies of 'Slumdog Millionaire' and hide them beneath in a chicken in a box, which they then give to Macedonian peasants to transport through the border controls.
When the chicken is finally delivered to Ireland, Trubble wrings its neck and eats it raw before re-exporting the DVDs through Liverpool. ..... This is just too much. Do I contact the RSPCA, Compassion in World Farming or the health inspectors? |
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Post by swl on May 21, 2009 19:58:16 GMT
Send in the Bottom Inspectors  |
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Post by everso on May 21, 2009 22:20:34 GMT
Send in the Bottom Inspectors  |
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Post by riotgrrl on May 25, 2009 9:51:12 GMT
Well good news for all you sycophants of the evil and foul Trubble. As usual, she has asked me to validate her . . and I have validated her. (Her self-esteem needs worked on.)
Welcome Back Trubble! It wasn't the same without you.
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Post by motorist on May 25, 2009 10:17:53 GMT
YAY, the board is complete again, and the missing 60% of sultriness is now restored |
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Post by trubble on May 25, 2009 10:34:08 GMT
why thank you, ma bitches.  And thank you for such a nice and hilarious thread, and no housey, it wasn't the feminist talk (but now you mention it.. hmm.. ;D) it was a computer glitch or whatever but thanks for your nice message anyway. And a special message for Riot. You are so claimed, you grass. |
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Post by trubble on May 25, 2009 10:35:04 GMT
PS If anyone wants a copy of Slutdog Millionaire I have a few going spare.
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Post by riotgrrl on May 25, 2009 10:38:25 GMT
From time to time it's good for everyone to have a time-out from the boards. Some people are strong enough to just ignore them, but others (like me) need to delete their account to resist the temptation of 'just one more post'.
Everyone should feel welcome to delete their account here and come back as they see fit.
The word 'flounce' is banned from Stub Crouch; it's not part of our fluffy vocabulary.
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Post by motorist on May 25, 2009 10:41:16 GMT
The word 'flounce' is banned from Stub Crouch; it's not part of our fluffy vocabulary. You management-speak peddler  |
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