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Post by trubble on Sept 7, 2009 12:42:15 GMT
Winnie-the-Pooh (translated from the Russian translation by Bing)
Head first.
In which we introduced ourselves to Winnie-down And several *****
Here, Winnie the Pooh. As you can see, he runs ladder followed his friend Christopher Robin, down, **** **** ****: step own Boom-Boom-Boom.
Another way to go with the staircase he yet. Sometimes he, however, it seems that you would find another way, if he only could treat stop ****** and how should focus. But alas--focus-he and rarities.
As in any event, here it is already sank and ready to get acquainted with you. Winnie the Pooh--. Very pleasant! You will probably surprise why its so strange beckons, and if you know English, you'll be surprised even more.
This special name Christopher Robin him donated. Need to tell you that Christopher Robin was familiar with one **** at the pond, which he called down. For this was very Lebed suitable name, because if you **** Lebed loudly: "uhh POO! POO uhh! "--and it, you always can pretend that you are just shooting ****; and if you invite him quietly, then all will reflect what you just **** their nose. Cygnus then somewhere ****, and name, and Christopher Robin agreed to pay his droid ****, that it is not gone in vain.
But Winnie--was the best, the most good **** in **** Garden, which really loved Christopher Robin. And she really loved it.
Whether it had named Winnie, or in honor of fluff fluff named her honour--now nobody knows, even Christopher Robin. Papa Once he knew now forgot. Word now beckons Winnie the Pooh-****, and you know why. Sometimes winnie pooh loves **** something to play, and sometimes, especially when Dad at home, he likes to sit down u **** ceasefire and listen to some interesting fairy tale.
This evening ... --Dad, what about fairy tales?--Christopher Robin. asked
--What about fairy tales?--asked the Pope.
--You could tell Winnie-departures ****? Him feel!
--May be, and could, said Papa.
--and to feel like and Pro whom?
--An interesting, and for course. He and theaters of the polar bear!
--Understand--said Papa.
--So please, tell me! ****
--I try, said Papa. And he tried.
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Post by trubble on Sept 7, 2009 13:00:54 GMT
Finish--it seems to last Friday--Winnie the Pooh lived in the forest one-****, named Sanders.
--That means "lived under the name"?--immediately asked Christopher Robin.
--This means that, at **** over the door was gold letters "Mister Sanders '' and he lived under it.
--He probably himself this wasn't Christopher Robin said.
--Now realized
--someone ****.
--Then i will continue, said Papa.
Here's one gawking forest, Pooh in ***. At a high-**** at polyanka grew oak, and at the top of this oak someone loudly ****: **** ...
Winnie the Pooh villages at the grass under tree **** head lifting and became think. First he thought: "this--****--he thinks! No one will not be wasted. **** ****tree itself cannot. Mean, someone ****. And why thee **** if you need--not bee? I thought so!"
Then he still thought it wise-and told myself "and why the light of the bees? In order to make honey! I thought so!"
Here she took off and he said:--and why the light of the MED? For that i ate it!I thought so, rather than otherwise!
And with these words, he welcomed the tree. He Lez and Lez, and all Lez, and he sang about yourself by ****, allegedly immediately. Here's what: bear very loves honey! Why not? Who will understand? Indeed, why Med love him? here it is still a little to improve the fit ... and yet somehow ... and still quite a bit more towards improved ... and he came to UM **** ****-another: ****
"If b were, they would never have thought *** so build a House; and (of course, if bees--these were"!) We would, ****, **** was there such a tower! , Flock already followed the procedure for tired, so **** **** make such But he is survived by a climb-quite-quite a bit. Here is there is only **** at ****--and this ... ÒÐÐÀÕ! --Mama!--****
Pooh flew good three meters down and just illicit nose on thick branch. --And why should i huh, only ...--**** he flew five metres further.
--Yes litsa i didn't mean to nothing in ...--He tried to explain the following **** and **** **** branch up. --And all because, he finally confessed--when **** still three times and wished all the best the lowest **** and smoothly landed at **** **** senticosus-Bush--all because i too love honey!Mama! ...
Pooh **** **** from Bush pulled from the nose burrs and started thinking again. And the first thing he thought about **** ****.
--About me?--**** **** of unrest, not voice Christopher Robin **** believe is necessary for such happiness.
--About you.
Christopher Robin nothing but his eyes said became more and more, and **** and **** all cheek.
So, Winnie the Pooh went to his friend Christopher Robin, who lived in the same forest, in the House with a green door.
--Good morning, Christopher Robin!--said Pooh.
--Good morning, Winnie the Pooh!--said the boy.
--I wonder whether you have accidentally balloon?
--Balloon?
--Yes, i just went and thought: "with Christopher Robin accidentally balloon?" i was just fun.
--Why air conditioned thee? ball
Winnie the Pooh glanced back and making sure that no **** officer pinned to shake hands and lips said terrible or whisper:--honey.
--Something about?
--Honey!--repeated Pooh.
--Who is running for honey with air ****?
--I go!--said Pooh.
Well, and just before Christopher Robin was at her friend ****, and there all the guests gave balloons. Christopher Robin inherited **** green ball, and one of your relatives and acquaintances rabbit have big blue ball-****, but this relative and nobody is familiar to him because he was still such a small, that the guests, so by Christopher Robin, and had to be, with both the globe--and green and blue.
--What thee more like this?--Christopher Robin asked.
Pooh **** head lifting and started thinking deeply-deeply. Here's what--history--he said. --If you want to get honey--central issue to bees do you think you have not noticed. And here, then, if the ball will be green, they may think that this leaf, and shouldn't you, and if the ball will be blue, they may think that this is simply a piece of heaven, and also do you think you shouldn't.
The whole question--what they believe rather?
--And think they shouldn't ball? under
--May be noticed, maybe not, said Winnie the Pooh.
--that wouldn't know bees in the head comes?--
He thought a minute and added:--i ****, as though i small black ****.Then they could guess not!
--Then you ought to take the blue ball better, Christopher Robin said. And the issue was resolved.
Friends took the blue ball, Christopher Robin, as always (simply just in case), seized their gun, and both went hiking. Winnie the Pooh first approached one familiar puddle and as it should be **** in the mud, to become quite more black as the present ****. Then they began to act, keeping his ball swimmer for ****. And when the ball **** so that it is about Christopher Robin rupture **** ****, and suddenly Winnie the Pooh smoothly took off in the sky and dwelt there--just opposite the tip of tree, only slightly involved in the side.
--****!--shouted Christopher Robin.
--That's cool?--**** him from Winnie the Pooh. While--well, whom i resembles?
--To bear, who went to!
--A small black **** don't resembles?--alarmingly asked Pooh.
--Not really.
--Accordingly, may be, hence more like.
Then, do you know that the bees in the head comes! Unfortunately, there was no wind, and flock **** in air completely paralyzed. He could **** honey, he could see honey, but he could get the MED, alas, nothing could.
Later he speaks again. Christopher Robin!----**** it in very hushed tones.
--What?
--I thought bees something suspect!
--What?
--I don't know. But only, in my opinion, they behave suspiciously!
--Maybe they think that you want **** they honey?
--May, and so.
Surely you know that the bees in the head comes!
Once again arises for a short silence. And again the voice of fluff: ****--Christopher Robin!
--What?
--You have a House there is an umbrella?
--Seems to have one.
--Then i ask therefore: bringing it here and here she go back and forth with him, and the **** all the time for me and ****: "shopping-center-centers, it looks like rain meets!" I think, then the bees to reassuring us better.
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Post by trubble on Sept 7, 2009 13:22:51 GMT
Well, Christopher Robin, of course, laughed it off about yourself and thought: "Oh you **** bear!"--but he failed said aloud, because he loved fluff. And he went home for umbrella.
--Finally!--**** winnie pooh, Christopher Robin returned once--and i have already started to worry. I noticed that bees behave quite suspicious!
--Open umbrella or don't?
--Open, but only catch you one moment. Way for sure. Thing is ****. **** deceive Thee thence visible? her
--No.
--A shame, shame. Well, you go with umbrella and say: "shopping-center-centers, it looks like rain meets", but i'm going to sing a song--special **** such what probably sing in heaven all **** ... well i am!
Christopher Robin **** backwards and forwards began under the tree and say that, it seems like rain collected, and Winnie the Pooh song: **** such i **** **** ****, rather than bear, Oh how pleasantly **** sky fly! Oh, Blue-Blue Sky order and comfort--so all so fun to sing! Òó÷êè but bees, strangely, **** **** and **** all.
Many of them even flew from slot and began to fly around ****, when she second verse song. And one bee suddenly treat **** at **** and FNL immediately left again.
--Christopher--Aye! --Robin! --shouted ****.
--What?
--I thought i thought finally all figured out. This incorrect bees!
--Yes nu?
--Quite wrong! And they probably make wrong honey, huh?
--Yes?
--Yes. So i likely better to go down.
--And how? - Christopher Robin asked.
Winnie the Pooh about this as time has not yet figured. If he will release of ****, he drops the lap and **** again. This thought he did. Then he still should be thought, and then said:--you must Christopher Robin knock the ball shotgun. Have you with a shotgun?
--It is understandable, Christopher Robin said--but if i **** in the ball, a.k.a. ****!
--And if you are not, then i **** ****, said Pooh.
Of course, Christopher Robin immediately understood how to enrol. He very carefully in ball and shot ****
-2Nd-th-TH!**** Pooh.
--Am i not? --Christopher Robin asked.
--Not that never got there,-said Pooh,--but not caught the ball!
--Sorry please--Christopher Robin said and fired again.
This time he did not. The air began to slowly withdraw from the ball, and Winnie the Pooh smoothly descended to Earth. True, feet from him, because quite **** that had so much time hanging, with over ****.
A whole week after this incident he could not have their ****, and were never tattered curling. If he was boarding on the nose, he had to fly it: "**** **** ****! "
And maybe--although i am not sure, maybe it was then-it and named down.
--A fairy tale end?--Christopher Robin. asked
--End of this fairy tale. And there are others.
--Fluff and about me Pro?
--And the rabbit, ****, and all other. You really forgot?
--Remember i remember when i wish to recall the am forgetting ...
--well, for example, once and decided to catch the-Pooh) Pooh **** ...
--and they are ensnared him?
--No.
--Where they are! Pooh quite ****. and theaters And i caught him? -- Well, cry about Christopher Robin he silently.
--See dad, i remember everything, but forgot, and he saved their very-very interesting to listen again. It will present the tale, not just ... ****. -Here i think. Christopher Robin sighed deeply, bear, for rear door to shake hands and ****, **** him for a.
At the entrance he declines and said:-tops **** see how i ****?
--Perhaps--said Papa.
--And he was not very pain when i got into him shotgun?
--No ****, said Papa.
Boy and resigned, and in a minute, the Pope heard as Winnie the Pooh rises on ****: Boom-Boom-Boom.
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Post by jean on Sept 7, 2009 16:55:19 GMT
...because he loved fluff... Should be here, obviously. |
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Post by aubrey on Sept 7, 2009 19:58:33 GMT
Momus did an album where he used Google translations of some Japanese poems as lyrice.
I think this is one (it is sometimes hard to tell, as I think he copied the style for his own lyrics):
Crying, shiku shiku
Reluctantly, shibu shibu
Repeatedly, tabi tabi
Just in time, giri giri
Hara hara, nervous heartbeat
Kira kira, glittering sparkle
Chika chika, the flickering light of the stars
Doki doki, the hammering beat of my heart
I'm messed up, mecha mecha
But you laugh, gera gera
In the lightning, goro goro
And your eyes, pika pika
Kisu kisu by the river
Gusha gusha, that flows so slow
Zaa zaa, in the sound of the pouring rain
Chiku chiku, when will I see you again?
As he said, though: who owns the copyright? The poet, Google, or him?
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Post by jean on Sept 8, 2009 10:54:51 GMT
By an extraordinary coincidence, on Radio 4 as I type: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00gntcy'Michael Rosen explores the enduring popularity in Russia of translations of the Winnie the Pooh stories.
In Soviet Russia, Winnie the Pooh became Vinni Pukh, and the original illustrations were replaced by an entirely new animation that became a spectacular hit. From Vladivostock to Tallin there was scarely a Russian-speaking child who couldn't recite large chunks of Vinni Pukh, or garble back the words of Petachok (Piglet) or moan the lines of Oslik (Eeyore). It came as a shock to many of them that an Englishman was able to create such quintessentially Russian characters.
Michael finds out about the Russian translations, why they chose to remove Christopher Robin from the action, why they ignored both the Shepherd and ultimately the Disney cartoon drawings, and why their version was, and still is, such an important part of their cultural history.' |
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Post by trubble on Sept 8, 2009 21:54:35 GMT
Ha! That's weird coincidence all right. I'll listen.
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Post by trubble on Sept 8, 2009 21:55:52 GMT
...because he loved fluff... Should be here, obviously. ;D And did you like the inclusion of the Pope in this version? |
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Post by trubble on Sept 8, 2009 21:58:16 GMT
Momus did an album where he used Google translations of some Japanese poems as lyrice. I think this is one (it is sometimes hard to tell, as I think he copied the style for his own lyrics): Crying, shiku shiku
Reluctantly, shibu shibu
Repeatedly, tabi tabi
Just in time, giri giri
Hara hara, nervous heartbeat
Kira kira, glittering sparkle
Chika chika, the flickering light of the stars
Doki doki, the hammering beat of my heart
I'm messed up, mecha mecha
But you laugh, gera gera
In the lightning, goro goro
And your eyes, pika pika
Kisu kisu by the river
Gusha gusha, that flows so slow
Zaa zaa, in the sound of the pouring rain
Chiku chiku, when will I see you again?As he said, though: who owns the copyright? The poet, Google, or him? Him because he made it into something else. ? |
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Sept 8, 2009 22:29:15 GMT
"Vinni Pukh" sounds like it should be some sacred Myan text...like the "Popol Vuh" or something.  AH |
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Post by Patrick on Sept 14, 2009 16:52:55 GMT
Absolutely Bonkers!  |
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