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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 12, 2009 22:51:11 GMT
. . . but I don't know what to make of it!
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Post by Patrick on Sept 13, 2009 0:05:11 GMT
I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you.
I'm gonna write words oh, so sweet
They're gonna knock me off of my feet,
A lot of kisses on the bottom,
I'll be glad I got 'em.
I'm gonna smile and say,
"I hope you're feeling better,"
And close with love, the way that you do.
I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you.
I thangyoo!
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Post by housesparrow on Sept 13, 2009 8:21:31 GMT
I keep getting letters from Perpetual Motion Clocks Ltd.
Have you any idea how to stop them?
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 13, 2009 8:34:46 GMT
I keep getting letters from Perpetual Motion Clocks Ltd. Have you any idea how to stop them?  Did you make that up? (I didn't make mine up. I pinched it off a Freshers's noticeboard when I was up the Uni to see my daughter yesterday.) |
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 13, 2009 8:35:53 GMT
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A lot of kisses on the bottom,
.! Smut. Pure smut. |
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Post by everso on Sept 13, 2009 8:38:52 GMT
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A lot of kisses on the bottom,
.! Smut. Pure smut. Disgusting. Fats Waller has a lot to answer for. |
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Post by housesparrow on Sept 13, 2009 9:07:41 GMT
I keep getting letters from Perpetual Motion Clocks Ltd. Have you any idea how to stop them? Did you make that up? (I didn't make mine up. I pinched it off a Freshers's noticeboard when I was up the Uni to see my daughter yesterday.) Yes - I thought you were starting a game, and I was warming to the idea. |
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 13, 2009 9:51:12 GMT
Emmmm . . .
I got a letter from the Invisible Man, but now I cant' find it.
(Must try harder).
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Post by motorist on Sept 13, 2009 9:54:10 GMT
I thought I had a letter from Einstein, but it was just (a) relative
(not so good, that one)
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 13, 2009 10:19:17 GMT
I think that one is pretty much there Moto! Nice one! Just needs a bit of a polish. The germ of the idea is fantastic. Here's one that I can't think of an ending for . . . I got a letter from God but, . . .  |
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Post by motorist on Sept 13, 2009 12:47:01 GMT
I got some beer sent from the Titanic but it was watered down
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Post by everso on Sept 13, 2009 23:56:16 GMT
I was illegally parked outside the library and I got booked.
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Post by everso on Sept 13, 2009 23:58:28 GMT
I see there's a meeting next week at the Schizophrenic Society and I've half a mind to go.
[no, sorry, that's not nice. I didn't make that one up though but remembered reading it somewhere]
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Post by everso on Sept 13, 2009 23:59:49 GMT
I think that one is pretty much there Moto! Nice one! Just needs a bit of a polish. The germ of the idea is fantastic. Here's one that I can't think of an ending for . . . I got a letter from God but, . . . I got a letter from God but he's so unreasonable - ah men, eh? |
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Post by everso on Sept 14, 2009 0:15:26 GMT
I fell down the escalator at the tube station. No wonder - I was wearing platform shoes.
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 14, 2009 6:26:27 GMT
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Post by housesparrow on Sept 14, 2009 7:51:32 GMT
I got a letter from God, but couldn't find any sheets of paper - it was all enveloping.
(That's the best I can manage, after hours of thought!)
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 14, 2009 8:19:32 GMT
I went dancing with God. He moves in mysterious ways.
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Post by trubble on Sept 14, 2009 8:43:18 GMT
 for every one. 
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Post by motorist on Sept 14, 2009 9:06:18 GMT
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