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Post by Patrick on Apr 7, 2009 11:03:11 GMT
The BBC in a trumpeting fanfare of a news article have announced this, this morning: Spray for 'six times longer' sex "A spray can help men with premature ejaculation problems prolong the length of time they have sex by six times."So, what could this miracle figure of 6x be? Half an hour? A whole hour? Twenty minutes? That would be fantastic eh? Men who used the treatment five minutes before having intercourse extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes, trials showed.  |
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Post by bonbonlarue on Apr 7, 2009 11:48:19 GMT
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Post by everso on Apr 7, 2009 14:58:33 GMT
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Apr 7, 2009 15:07:17 GMT
*snicker*
I've always suggested that blokes who suffer from PE should keep a photo of John Selwyn Gummer handy...I reckon they could hold it for ages if they took a regular peep at it whilst on the job...of course, it might be handy to keep some nudy pics of Kylie handy in case one over exposed oneself to the Gummer pic and, um, lost concentration...if you know what I mean (picture a tree falling or something)
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Post by Coffeepot on Apr 7, 2009 19:12:40 GMT
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Post by Weyland on Jan 7, 2010 17:01:36 GMT
of course, it might be handy to keep some nudy pics of Kylie handy Oyeeeeee noyeeeee! Some lady with a bit more meat on her, Alph. Send a plain, brown, stamped, self-addressed Samsung digital photo-frame for several thousand more details. |
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Post by artistlily on Jan 30, 2010 9:08:07 GMT
I think that is a bit unkind. I understand that it is normal for blokes to be quick and not nice to make them feel bad about it. Best thing is a) wait and go again b) work around the situation c) be understanding
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Post by aubrey on Jan 30, 2010 10:20:54 GMT
Lily, bless you! Of course we're only laughing so that no one could imagine that that sort of thing would ever happen to us.
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Post by artistlily on Jan 31, 2010 21:04:36 GMT
The pressure on men to perform must be terrible; and would not be conducive to making the situation easier I reckon.
It's like the pressure on women to be physically perfect....ridiculous and unrealistic.
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Post by aubrey on Feb 1, 2010 9:49:07 GMT
John Cowper Powys said, "To think that skill comes into it, at a time like that."
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Post by everso on Feb 1, 2010 11:20:48 GMT
When you think about it, someone somewhere really was having a laugh when the design for reproduction was being drawn up.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2010 13:45:35 GMT
They must've been literally wetting themselves when they designed mine.
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Post by Patrick on Feb 1, 2010 22:42:06 GMT
Adverts! about sex? In Public?? Perish the thought! This is Britain you know - we have finally crafted a millennium or more of being completely wrong headed about it all!  Here's how bad it is. I can't find the book that has the statistics, but it's full of other useless information that reports that Britain - or the UK has more porn channels than the whole of Europe put together. That is how repressed we are - we can look but we daren't talk about it! The biggest hypocrisy can be found in the analysis of the Victorians - who were supposed to be as holy as holy can be, and wouldn't dare delve into such disgustingness. The reality of course is that they were at it like rabbits. |
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Post by everso on Feb 2, 2010 9:05:11 GMT
Adverts! about sex? In Public?? Perish the thought! This is Britain you know - we have finally crafted a millennium or more of being completely wrong headed about it all! Here's how bad it is. I can't find the book that has the statistics, but it's full of other useless information that reports that Britain - or the UK has more porn channels than the whole of Europe put together. That is how repressed we are - we can look but we daren't talk about it! The biggest hypocrisy can be found in the analysis of the Victorians - who were supposed to be as holy as holy can be, and wouldn't dare delve into such disgustingness. The reality of course is that they were at it like rabbits. Too true. My great-great grandparents had 13 children. Dirty little bleeders. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2010 11:17:26 GMT
dont you ever cook in the nude then?
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Post by Weyland on Feb 4, 2010 12:27:43 GMT
dont you ever cook in the nude then? I do. You have to be very careful with spitting fat. Gardening in the nude is great, if it's warm enough. In fact clothing should only be worn in public, IMO, and not even there in the right circumstances, as long as nobody's offended. Accidently parked the caravan next to the naturist section of a caravan site in Germany last year. Very pleasant. We moved in the next day. Might not work in Britain, but the Germans have a more civilised mindset in that department. Holland too. Probably most of the rest of Europe as well, I dare say. |
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Post by riotgrrl on Feb 4, 2010 12:35:23 GMT
dont you ever cook in the nude then? I do. You have to be very careful with spitting fat. Gardening in the nude is great, if it's warm enough. In fact clothing should only be worn in public, IMO, and not even there in the right circumstances, as long as nobody's offended. Accidently parked the caravan next to the naturist section of a caravan site in Germany last year. Very pleasant. We moved in the next day. Might not work in Britain, but the Germans have a more civilised mindset in that department. Holland too. Probably most of the rest of Europe as well, I dare say. Nooooo . . . the Germans do not have a healthy attitude to nudity and related matters. According to Viz, they poo on each other for sexual kicks. And, when it comes to the Germans, I believe Viz. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2010 12:43:15 GMT
thinking about it, almost all of the porn ive ever seen that involves pissing over one another is German. but they like beer and sausages, so i am willing to let it slide.
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Post by Weyland on Feb 4, 2010 13:45:26 GMT
Nooooo . . . the Germans do not have a healthy attitude to nudity and related matters. According to Viz, they poo on each other for sexual kicks. And, when it comes to the Germans, I believe Viz. In a word, shite. I know Viz is a respectable Geordie periodical, but you have to be a native-born Geordie to fully understand the philosophical profundities and sheer subtlety therein. It's true that Jocks may grasp slightly more than southrons -- that's not difficult -- but it's still only surface stuff. Sorry, Riot. |
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Post by Weyland on Feb 4, 2010 13:48:03 GMT
thinking about it, almost all of the porn ive ever seen that involves pissing over one another is German. but they like beer and sausages, so i am willing to let it slide. Most of that stuff that I've seen is American and French. Never seen any German. But I'm sure they do it better, as usual. Agree about the beer and food. Love it. |
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