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Post by swl on Dec 25, 2009 12:00:08 GMT
A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the shelf of one wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates, the other wall has pornographic pictures of a buxom blonde.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession; but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
"Get out. You're on my side," the priest replies.
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Post by alanseago on Dec 25, 2009 12:44:46 GMT
Swl, you made me laugh out loud on Christmas Day. This has to be a first!
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Post by swl on Dec 25, 2009 13:37:21 GMT
;D
I was checking into a hotel in Cannock the other week. At reception, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."
Unbelievable what some people are into.
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Post by Patrick on Dec 26, 2009 0:41:54 GMT
Catholic Perks? She was married to Sid wasn't she?
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Post by everso on Dec 28, 2009 0:50:58 GMT
;D I was checking into a hotel in Cannock the other week. At reception, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, " I hope the porn channel is disabled."
Unbelievable what some people are into. Now THAT made me laugh! God, I bet there are people like that..... and, no, I don't want to know.
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