Trubble playing in the snow.

[swl]

When I was up visiting the Admiral earlier this year, she showed me how she plays with her pussy. I was so impressed that I recently got one of them thar laser pointer thingummybobs too. It's turned out to be the bestest cat toy ever. Here's Trubble out stalking the evil green dot in the snow.

[Patrick]

Awww bless.

Another good toy is a paper gun - Basically a long roll of paper on a stick - when you 'throw it' the paper shoots out in a long line, then springs back quickly. I had a kitten once jumping 4 - 5 ft in the air trying to catch this!

[Patrick]

Dec 30, 2009 0:55:40 GMT swl said:

When I was up visiting the Admiral earlier this year, she showed me how she plays with her pussy. I was so impressed that I recently got one of them thar laser pointer thingummybobs too. It's turned out to be the bestest cat toy ever. Here's Trubble out stalking the evil green dot in the snow.

On second thoughts - it seems the only choice open to you there was to dial 999!

As the woman surveyed the scene, she knew she had to act, and act quickly. Not only was her cat playing with string, it had been doing so for two hours.

Luckily for her, she was able to dial 999 and report the matter to Greater Manchester police.

The force has released an audio recording of the call to remind people the 999 emergency service should not be abused.

In the audio clip the woman, who has not been named, explained she had reached breaking point after a torrid two hours of relentless string play. "It's doing me head in," she said, in a voice that appears to be slurred.