Post by sesley on Oct 24, 2008 19:07:47 GMT
you can get chocolate.
"if you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
you can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
you can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
you can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
if you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate wont mind.
two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
the word commitment doesnt scare off chocolate.
you can have chocolate at your desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
you dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
with chocolate theres no need to fake it.
chocolate doesnt make you pregnant.
you can have chocolate any time of the month.
good chocolate is easy to find.
you can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
you are never too young or too old for chocolate.
when you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbours awake.
with chocolate, size doesn't matter
