Happy Birthday, Coffeepot

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jean
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Happy Birthday, Coffeepot Jan 31, 2010 9:41:27 GMT

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Post by jean on Jan 31, 2010 9:41:27 GMT

You haven't posted for ages, but here's a song for you:

I WANNA BE YOURS

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
you’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that’s how deep is my devotion...

(John Cooper Clarke)

www.last.fm/music/John+Cooper+Clarke/_/I+Wanna+Be+Yours

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2010 9:47:31 GMT by jean

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Happy Birthday, Coffeepot Feb 5, 2010 12:18:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2010 12:18:11 GMT belated birthday coffeepot ( i think i wished you one on facebook anyroads) nice poem Jean, john cooper clarke is good

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Happy Birthday, Coffeepot

Post by jean on Jan 31, 2010 9:41:27 GMT

Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2010 12:18:11 GMT

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