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Post by alanseago on Apr 14, 2010 16:21:12 GMT
If you need any help in getting started, PM or e-mail me, I always have time to spare. Alan
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2010 17:20:11 GMT
will do my good man:) cheers!
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Post by aubrey on Apr 15, 2010 19:21:50 GMT
And here's a song (lyrics only: it's not on Youtube) about a web designer: Finnegan, The Folk Hero
In a field of corn Is a master's shoe Click the master's shoe There's a blue-tailed fly Click a blind man's foot See a horse's tail It's down to Finnegan, the folk hero of HTML
This is the tale Of a clever sod HTML Was his gift from God He slaved all night Coding the master's site Never paid a cent What was his by rights
And the website burns Since Finnegan fell Let's pray that he returns From web designer hell He's the only one can fix it Fix it good and well Finnegan, the folk hero of HTML
He could stream Quicktime He could code in Flash He could make your icons dance with Java Then empty out your trash But Finnegan's dead Rotted clean away Because the bastard master Never gave him any pay
How the bastard yells And the website's down When he taps his URLs All he gets is '404 Not Found' By the coffee machine Screaming Finnegan's name But the folk hero is dead And there is no-one left to blame
We've lost our shirts Now Finnegan's gone If he had got his just desserts We could've been cracking merrily on 'cause there was just one man could fix it Fix it good and well Finnegan, the folk hero of HTML
When the web is quiet On a moonlit night There is phantom code On the master's site Some say it's spiders Or a bot from hell (Like hell!) It's Finnegan, the folk hero of HTML
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