So no wonder the lights got broken: surely everyone knows it's bad luck to leave Christmas decorations up after January 6? (Actually, there is some dispute about this. Superstition tells us decorations should be removed by the twelfth night after Christmas or else invite misfortune. In modern time-keeping, the twelfth night lands on January 6, but long ago the day ended when the sun went down, and the oncoming night signalled the beginning of the next day - so decorations would have to come down on January 5. In the time when people mainly decorated their homes with festive holly, mistletoe and ivy they believed the "tree spirits" would wreak havoc if they were kept inside too long.)"
bananaman: Marks and Spencer.
Sept 29, 2022 23:08:07 GMT
bananaman: What is green and has pants?
Sept 29, 2022 23:07:58 GMT
bananaman: You've been peeking in my drawers again!
Sept 29, 2022 23:07:45 GMT
bananaman: What's green and pants?
Sept 29, 2022 23:07:32 GMT
bananaman: A Very tired frog.
Sept 29, 2022 23:07:18 GMT
bananaman: What's Green and Pants?
Sept 29, 2022 23:06:52 GMT
trubble: Time travel! It works but it's not nearly exciting as I thought it would be. I see the biscuits are stale. Nothing changes.
Apr 1, 2019 21:35:17 GMT
Patrick: Plays havoc when they bash into the skirting board though!
Nov 25, 2014 17:09:37 GMT
trubble: I only like roller ball mice. It's like roller skates v roller blades - stability over speed every time!
Nov 25, 2014 3:38:36 GMT
Patrick: So pleased my Wheeing made such an impression.
Sept 23, 2014 22:23:31 GMT
Patrick: Here I go again!!!!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Sept 9, 2014 23:07:29 GMT
Patrick: OOOOoooooh! I've got a new Wireless Mouse! It's fast! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Wheeeeeeeeee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sept 9, 2014 23:07:08 GMT
trubble: Very good. Everyone give him a big hand.
Sept 8, 2014 16:09:50 GMT
Patrick: I've been known to take it on a shuffle too! I know! Get me! I'm a Card!
Sept 8, 2014 11:23:42 GMT
trubble: I guess it's just something you learn to take in your stride.
Sept 6, 2014 10:41:32 GMT
Patrick: Dyspepsia? No! I always walk like that! (With thanks to Spike Milligan).
Sept 5, 2014 23:23:25 GMT
trubble: Careful, that sounds like a recipe for dyspepsia.
Sept 5, 2014 9:13:11 GMT
Patrick: Right then! I'm off to see Katrina! Cos she's got Orangina! Though there's no one meaner - when she's been on the Coke!
Sept 4, 2014 22:33:04 GMT
trubble: Sorry, only kidding! cos it is fanta wind you up.
Sept 4, 2014 7:12:10 GMT
Patrick: Now now, step back! No need to get Fizzical!
Sept 4, 2014 0:38:16 GMT