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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2010 22:01:19 GMT
jeevesunanswerables.com/1. What is the meaning of life? 2. Is there a God? 3. Do blondes have more fun? 4. What is the best diet? 5. Is there anybody out there? 6. Who is the most famous person in the world? 7. What is love? 8. What is the secret to happiness? 9. Did Tony Soprano die? 10. How long will I live? So what do you lot think ?
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 21, 2010 7:10:54 GMT
Well 2 Is there a God is easy.
No. There is no God.
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Post by alanseago on Sept 21, 2010 9:15:49 GMT
I answered all those on the BBC R4 boards yesterday. My reward was another one. What does an elephant's dream weigh?
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Post by Weyland on Sept 21, 2010 9:52:16 GMT
I answered all those on the BBC R4 boards yesterday. My reward was another one. What does an elephant's dream weigh? 2.2045 million gnat's crotchets, give or take. What do points mean?
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Post by alanseago on Sept 21, 2010 9:59:37 GMT
PRIZES!
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Post by Patrick on Sept 21, 2010 11:51:18 GMT
Crackerjack!
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Post by everso on Sept 21, 2010 14:46:52 GMT
Which reminds me, I have a cauliflower in the fridge that needs using up before Friday.
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Post by everso on Sept 21, 2010 14:47:35 GMT
Actually, Crackerjack used to have cabbages, but one thing led to another and it made me think of my cauliflower.
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Post by Patrick on Sept 21, 2010 18:21:24 GMT
Glad to be of service. I mention it 'cos Humph tried to put the audience off by shouting that after posing the "Points" Question. I had a an email with the latest venue details for the new series and once again it's very "Southern Centric" 'Pparently Humph used to drive himself to most of the theatres/towns where they appeared - in his elderly Volvo.
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Post by Weyland on Sept 21, 2010 19:09:39 GMT
'Pparently Humph used to drive himself to most of the theatres/towns where they appeared - in his elderly Volvo. Indeed. And I gather that Samantha has a particularly fine Volvo.
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 27, 2010 19:11:09 GMT
4. What is the best diet?
Eating fewer calories than you use up in energy. Rocket science it ain't!
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 27, 2010 19:12:19 GMT
6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
I'd say God. But I've already answered number 2 and said he doesn't exist, so I've defeated my own argument before I even start.
Hitler was.
I'd guess Obama? Out of living people.
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Post by riotgrrl on Sept 27, 2010 19:13:39 GMT
7. What is Love?
Jeeves might not have been able to answer it, but Google has.
# a strong positive emotion of regard and affection; "his love for his work"; "children need a lot of love" # any object of warm affection or devotion; "the theater was her first love"; "he has a passion for cock fighting"; # have a great affection or liking for; "I love French food"; "She loves her boss and works hard for him" # beloved: a beloved person; used as terms of endearment # get pleasure from; "I love cooking" # a deep feeling of sexual desire and attraction; "their love left them indifferent to their surroundings"; "she was his first love" # be enamored or in love with; "She loves her husband deeply" # a score of zero in tennis or squash; "it was 40 love" # sleep together: have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve"; "Were you ever intimate with this man?" # sexual love: sexual activities (often including sexual intercourse) between two people; "his lovemaking disgusted her"; "he hadn't had any love in months"; "he has a very complicated love life" wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2010 22:44:04 GMT
i'd say Jesus was the most famous person in the world.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2010 22:44:52 GMT
or mickey mouse. same thing really...
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Post by everso on Sept 29, 2010 1:53:50 GMT
4. What is the best diet? Eating fewer calories than you use up in energy. Rocket science it ain't! It always amuses me when I hear people say "I hardly eat anything and I still put on weight". Just the sort of thing you hear the starving millions in Africa say all the time.
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Post by motorist on Sept 29, 2010 8:09:32 GMT
If we're only talking about real people for the most famous, the US Presidents are usually very well known globally, whether from fame or notoriety. The effects of Bush Junior are still discussed for instance
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Post by ladylinda on Feb 6, 2011 0:07:54 GMT
The easiest one is the blonde one.
As a brunette I can confidently state that they DON'T have more fun!
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Post by Weyland on Feb 6, 2011 13:22:01 GMT
Here's another unanswerable: why the feck does Blair keep popping up drivelling on about Peace in the Middle East? Can you think of anyone less qualified who isn't American or Middle Eastern?
Just now on R4 he came out with this gem: "It depends upon Islam and its development." If there's ever been a more oxymoronic statement I'd like to know what it is. And, naturally, he'll be getting paid for whatever nonsense he spouts -- Cherry wouldn't have it any other way. The media should ignore him until he shuts up and goes away. Bastards.
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Post by aubrey on Feb 6, 2011 14:31:59 GMT
Yeah - bastards.
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