Faux Bacon and Cheese on Toast

[Alpha Hooligan]

"I can't beliveve it's not bacon"


1: Make two rounds cheese on toast as per normal

2: Open Frazzles, bash with shoe until all bashed up

3: Sprinkle magic Frazzle dust onto melted cheese on toast

4: Splatter some tom sauce onto two other pieces of buttered, toasted bread

5: Complete sandwich by squishing buttered, tomotoed toast onto melted cheese parts

6: Enjoy

(Alternativelty, you can lay the frazzles onto the melted cheesey toast in one piece, but I prefer smashing them with a shoe).

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AH

[Weyland]

Oct 26, 2010 15:01:30 GMT Alpha Hooligan said:

"I can't beliveve it's not bacon"

1: Make two rounds cheese on toast as per normal

2: Open Frazzles, bash with shoe until all bashed up

3: Sprinkle magic Frazzle dust onto melted cheese on toast

4: Splatter some tom sauce onto two other pieces of buttered, toasted bread

5: Complete sandwich by squishing buttered, tomotoed toast onto melted cheese parts

6: Enjoy

(Alternativelty, you can lay the frazzles onto the melted cheesey toast in one piece, but I prefer smashing them with a shoe).

More top cookery tips from "Pappa Alph" in the future (the spacefuture!)

AH

Thanks for that, Alph. The foundation of any balanced breakfast.

~

I didn't know about Frazzles, so I did some Googling. One of the hits included this piece of text from a blog, along with pictures of a bag of snacky things and a semi-naked lady . . .

"After going to the Tyne on Saturday with Gray Ham & Neil we ended up in a garage in Gateshead for some supplies.. I asked the chinese bloke for a copy of Razzle and after walking around the shop for a bit he returned with a bag of bacon Frazzles... Some might say its an easy mistake to make as both have greasy strips of bacon on display...mmmm.. Anyway we were in absolute stitches and to be honest Im still giggling about it now."

[Local Knowledge Note: I think s/he means the Tyne Theatre in Newcastle.]

[Patrick]

Why! Monsieur Alpha! With zese Frazzellie Cheeses on Toasties - You are spoilink us!!! ;D

[Alpha Hooligan]

Thats a pretty awesome anecdote. Weyland. I likes it.


AH