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Post by sesley on Dec 21, 2011 9:06:22 GMT
First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whisky and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whisky, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whisky for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey! yur vari walcum!! HAPPY SOMETHINGMAS
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Post by aubrey on Dec 21, 2011 17:13:59 GMT
That sounds good.
But can you get whiskey in Scotland? I'd have thought they'd have banned it.
(A couple of years ago I was given a bottle of Japanese Whisky. I think that would be really pushing it up there.)
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Post by everso on Dec 21, 2011 17:24:54 GMT
That sounds good. But can you get whiskey in Scotland? I'd have thought they'd have banned it. (A couple of years ago I was given a bottle of Japanese Whisky. I think that would be really pushing it up there.) Lately, I've given up trying to remember which is which. I just spell it "whiskey" and hope for the best.
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Post by trubble on Dec 21, 2011 19:05:53 GMT
The trubble family just slur it a little and say whikky. Not sure how to spell whikky. Possibly it's different everytime. The h is important.
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Post by sesley on Dec 21, 2011 19:22:34 GMT
whiskey spelt with the E is Irish whisky spelt like this is Scottish.
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Post by everso on Dec 21, 2011 23:06:58 GMT
whiskey spelt with the E is Irish whisky spelt like this is Scottish. Yes, I knew that, but this time tomorrow I'll still not remember which is which.
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Post by Weyland on Dec 22, 2011 12:01:58 GMT
The trubble family just slur it a little and say whikky. Not sure how to spell whikky. Possibly it's different everytime. The h is important. You could look up the spelling on Wiskipedia.
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Post by jean on Dec 22, 2011 15:22:21 GMT
Indeed it is. I picked it up from my mother. There's nothing more annoying than being accused of hypercorrection.
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Post by Weyland on Dec 22, 2011 16:43:10 GMT
Indeed it is. I picked it up from my mother. There's nothing more annoying than being accused of hypercorrection.Never a truer truth was expressed. And, as everybody knows, it was hypocorrection that precipitated the Fall of the Roman Empire (Rome branch).
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