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chris & the giant peach
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Maria Sharapova Jan 31, 2012 6:26:41 GMT

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Post by chris & the giant peach on Jan 31, 2012 6:26:41 GMT

John Lloyd calls for an end to 'grunting'...or if you prefer...'sexual ecstasy heights'...during play.

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/16770120.stm

Sharapova is possibly the worst ever offender. But with the greatest respect I'm sure Chris Evert (Loyd's ex) grunted too...many moons ago.

I quite like hearing Sharapova's constipated agony...

but some spectators just get plain annoyed...

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Maria Sharapova Jan 31, 2012 7:09:57 GMT

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Jan 31, 2012 6:26:41 GMT chris & the giant peach said:

I quite like hearing Sharapova's constipated agony...

They cannot touch you for it, Chris.

Sounds like a good name for a Punk band: Constipated Agony. Or possibly a torch song title.

Some people call it paradise, but I call it pain. Baby take me anywhere, but not here again.
-- Caro Emerald, 2010

chris & the giant peach Lovely & Happy! I spy with my little eye something beginning with....?[N4:#####] Posts: 175	Maria Sharapova Jan 31, 2012 7:27:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chris & the giant peach on Jan 31, 2012 7:27:59 GMT It's all in the title Weyland. Get a good title you can sell anything. Just ask Jeffrey Archer. ;D
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aubrey Ultimately Fluffy! Tender Pervert[N4:#####] Posts: 2,849	Maria Sharapova Jan 31, 2012 10:50:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aubrey on Jan 31, 2012 10:50:57 GMT Monica Seles I think it was more to do with unladylike behaviour than putting anyone off.
	The singer is a neurotic drinker, the band little more than a big crashing beat; instruments collide and we all get drunk. "I'm jealous of the people the people I fall in love with, fall in love with."

Alpha Hooligan Old Fluffy Stubby Gunslinger! I Am Not An Atomic Playboy[N4:#####] Posts: 3,335	Maria Sharapova Jan 31, 2012 21:51:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alpha Hooligan on Jan 31, 2012 21:51:42 GMT I do like to hear them oomphing and grunting. If you close your eyes and masturbate, it's very effective. AH
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