Word from the Bordeaux region is that there is a shortage of Grape Pickers this season and the Vineyards need about 2000 more! It's hard busy work apparently, but the breaks are good with local food and the odd drop of wine yourself!
Apparently - friend said £500 a stretch. Though you never know if he meant €500.
We have a new vineyard on the South Downs so why not pop down here? No passport needed - we seem to be about the only place in Britain not demanding independence.
So they are all demanding independence from you and you are to blame!
I heard a presenter on the channel 4 news the other night saying that in a month's time there could be No Britain anymore.
Now, I need clarification. Surely Britain is the island. So if Scotland's departure from the union goes ahead, Scotland will still be on the island, presumably? Or is Scotland just going to relocate, maybe somewhere warmer?