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Post by trubble on Nov 25, 2014 3:31:35 GMT
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Post by Patrick on Nov 25, 2014 18:06:44 GMT
I failed you. Inspiration has struggled to Inspire. I have deflated myself accordingly.
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Post by trubble on Nov 26, 2014 9:15:35 GMT
You've let yourself down. Is this spoiler tag and video tag working? I can't remember how to do it.
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Post by trubble on Nov 28, 2014 14:44:20 GMT
28 Nov
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Post by trubble on Nov 30, 2014 16:53:01 GMT
30 Nov ...seems like only yesterday I was saying...
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Post by Patrick on Nov 30, 2014 17:27:30 GMT
I had a cartoon where Garfield rushes to the door after hearing a noise outside. He opens it and is instantly cast in shadow. He slams the door and leans against it exclaiming; "Monday's Coming".
Herein I claim the same: Winter's Coming!!!
Might be coming over your way next year. I'd pull up the drawbridge if I were you!
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Post by trubble on Dec 1, 2014 14:44:13 GMT
Only a madman would venture into Hibernia. Or a millionaire...
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Post by trubble on Dec 1, 2014 14:49:20 GMT
1st Dec
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Post by Patrick on Dec 1, 2014 18:11:00 GMT
She'll have someone's eye out with those! Yikes! In the meantime! Seasonal Felicitations! (It's been cancelled by the way!) Annnywayyy. Remember when Christmas was all Snakes and Ladders and Plasticine?
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Post by Patrick on Dec 1, 2014 20:17:39 GMT
Only a madman would venture into Hibernia. Or a millionaire... We're getting to "Any Port in a Storm" stage. Just can't get Best Beloved to "believe" in France at the moment! Though "Austerity" is heading that way too and shock horror - Mr Sarkosy is making a comeback!!! *sigh*.
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Post by trubble on Dec 2, 2014 9:21:30 GMT
What self-respecting kid had red and green plasticine? Well, after the first day of ownership anyway...Brown, brown, brown! Nothing but brown. That is why everyone could relate to Morph so easily.
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Post by trubble on Dec 2, 2014 9:29:09 GMT
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Post by Patrick on Dec 2, 2014 20:01:59 GMT
All I can think is "Macaroons" at the moment.
Since when did they come in different colours and look like hamburgers?
They're crispy brown things aren't they?
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Post by trubble on Dec 3, 2014 10:26:45 GMT
Blame that silly Bake Off programme! They have started calling the sickly sweet meringue versions "marONs" now. I say morons.
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Post by trubble on Dec 3, 2014 10:35:13 GMT
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Post by Patrick on Dec 4, 2014 1:42:45 GMT
Hmmm. Not good for short sighted people who want to tell the time I'd say! It's like the Cup Cake/Fairy Cake thing. This World's just moving too fast y'know! Please Miss! I couldn't attend today 'cos I was buying £38 (€48.42) of meaty deliciousness from a local butchers! Pleas Miss! I might have to have tomorrow off too to take Best Beloved to Hospital! In the meantime....... Altogether now! 4ft December I used to have this Single. It took me three house moves to lose the bloody thing! They have Christmas jumpers coming up in Aldi. We bought a new hot water bottle this evening. That's about as exciting as it gets! Night night!
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Post by trubble on Dec 4, 2014 23:28:16 GMT
Buying a hot water bottle just before Xmas? Is that wise??! You might be getting one from Santa! Your Smurf story has given me a dreadful flashback. I am sure I have already bored you with my sorry tale of having a beegees lunch box... ...that I hated with my every fibre, so I used to carry it around in a black canvas bag which I've just remembered was a bloody Smurf bag. Until today, I've been imagining a Snoopy bag. Aaarrggggh.... Meanwhile, good luck at the hospital tomorrow. If you can steal some latex gloves they can make very nice Xmas decorations.
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Post by Patrick on Dec 5, 2014 0:44:21 GMT
Fantastic! I have my own supply of latex gloves! "Bwahahahahaaa" etc. BeeGees and Bunches? You surely had bunches? Must have had Bunches with your Lunches! Haven't touched a drop honest. There is whisky in the cupboard. I'm not allowed any cos we can't afford any more this year! Even though - thanks to "Cabin Pressure" I know you can open the bottle, drink some, top it up with a bit of water then reseal the bottle cunningly using a few drops of clear nail varnish around the cap so it still makes that distinctive "Click" when you open it. Even though I know that - I haven't touched a drop! Unlike in Rob's Chat room when I'd occasionally be increasingly inebriated! Poverty is good for your Liver! Hospital was a Brain Scan. I've certainly lost mine, so they didn't ask me. ..........and finally.............. It wouldn't be Christmas without some recycled...........
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Post by Patrick on Dec 5, 2014 0:51:59 GMT
For no reason whatsoever. Here's a Camel.
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Post by Patrick on Dec 6, 2014 13:28:47 GMT
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