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Talking of mediocrity! Jan 29, 2009 17:46:57 GMT

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Post by Patrick on Jan 29, 2009 17:46:57 GMT

The purveyor of warmed over slices of botulism Subway is planning to open 600 new ~~temples of regurgitated pap~~ stores in the UK and the Irish Republic within the next two years, creating more than 7,000 jobs.

That's it! I'm leaving! Taken over by supermarkets and plastic bakers - and now this! Hell and Handcarts spring to mind! What bloody sheep people are! How easily they can be led over a cliff!

Edit: This news actually makes me very depressed.

Last Edit: Jan 29, 2009 17:52:57 GMT by Patrick

trubble Old Fluffy Stubby A.P.P.S All kinds of everything reminds me of Stub Crouch[N4:#####] Posts: 4,573	Talking of mediocrity! Jan 29, 2009 17:53:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trubble on Jan 29, 2009 17:53:52 GMT warmed over slices of botulism Are subway sarnies not nice then?
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trubble Old Fluffy Stubby A.P.P.S All kinds of everything reminds me of Stub Crouch[N4:#####] Posts: 4,573	Talking of mediocrity! Jan 29, 2009 17:55:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trubble on Jan 29, 2009 17:55:29 GMT See, the only people now that can afford to take a risk are the big chains, Patrick. I went to Starbucks the other day. I'm sorry.
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Patrick Administrator Perpetually Fluffy! [N4:#Stub_Crouch####] Posts: 7,533	Talking of mediocrity! Jan 29, 2009 17:58:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Patrick on Jan 29, 2009 17:58:00 GMT I have heard from some people that they love them - but my extensive experience of the one bacon salad roll which tasted like barely warm slices of tongue wrapped in slimy soggy green stuff is anything to go by - then no.

Patrick Administrator Perpetually Fluffy! [N4:#Stub_Crouch####] Posts: 7,533	Talking of mediocrity! Jan 29, 2009 17:59:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Patrick on Jan 29, 2009 17:59:52 GMT Coffee from the chain store coffee shops gives me tummy ache.

motorist Old Fluffy Stubby Road Warrior! [N4:#####] Posts: 1,697	Talking of mediocrity! Jan 29, 2009 18:38:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by motorist on Jan 29, 2009 18:38:58 GMT Jan 29, 2009 17:53:52 GMT trubble said: warmed over slices of botulism Are subway sarnies not nice then? They are yummificating
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chrislord Guest	Talking of mediocrity! Jan 30, 2009 12:21:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by chrislord on Jan 30, 2009 12:21:06 GMT Now how's this for a sandwich?

Patrick Administrator Perpetually Fluffy! [N4:#Stub_Crouch####] Posts: 7,533	Talking of mediocrity! Jan 30, 2009 14:19:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Patrick on Jan 30, 2009 14:19:38 GMT Hedgehog?

chrislord Guest	Talking of mediocrity! Jan 30, 2009 15:24:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by chrislord on Jan 30, 2009 15:24:52 GMT Jan 30, 2009 14:19:38 GMT Patrick said: Hedgehog? An animal of a sandwich

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