Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2009 14:21:56 GMT
GWEEETINGS N SALUTATIONS all you lovely people of the PETER CROUCH MESSAGEBOARD ( he is the best footballer in the world anywhere ever THEY DONE A POLL AND IT was deecided that peter crouch was the best, even the great PELE himself said that it was true yes peter crouch did give him a hard on and that was no easy task)
ANYWAY I for qwuite a long time now ave been under the slight concern that my house ere is a bit haunted by the old ghosts n that, the sppooky ghosts what move things about n cause mischeif n mayhem but my FEARS was concerned last night when i went into the kitchen to fetch some cheese strings and SUNNY D from out of me fridge, and as i walked into the kitchen in the dark, i opened the fridge door to be confronted by what can only be described as the face of bERNARD CRIBBINS. i stopped and stared at it for a bit, IT WAS A BIG OL FACE, BIG CRIBBINS FACE, looking back at me. i closed the door and opened it again and it was still there, this face looking at me. it was translucent, the face of bernard cribbins, and i could see the cheese strings on the shelf just below his left eye, well behind it. So i shoved my hand through his face and grabbed the cheese strings through the face of bernard cribbins. I was expecting him to say somethink, but he never.
Then i grabbed my sunny D, PUTTING MY HAND THJROUGH bernard cribbins ear amd a bit of curly hair in order to get it. AGAIN he said nothink. i stopped anb looked him some more, he looked back but didnt say anythnik. i shook my head and closed the fridge door and went back to the front room.
HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEn the face of bernard cribbins in your fridge?
ANYWAY I for qwuite a long time now ave been under the slight concern that my house ere is a bit haunted by the old ghosts n that, the sppooky ghosts what move things about n cause mischeif n mayhem but my FEARS was concerned last night when i went into the kitchen to fetch some cheese strings and SUNNY D from out of me fridge, and as i walked into the kitchen in the dark, i opened the fridge door to be confronted by what can only be described as the face of bERNARD CRIBBINS. i stopped and stared at it for a bit, IT WAS A BIG OL FACE, BIG CRIBBINS FACE, looking back at me. i closed the door and opened it again and it was still there, this face looking at me. it was translucent, the face of bernard cribbins, and i could see the cheese strings on the shelf just below his left eye, well behind it. So i shoved my hand through his face and grabbed the cheese strings through the face of bernard cribbins. I was expecting him to say somethink, but he never.
Then i grabbed my sunny D, PUTTING MY HAND THJROUGH bernard cribbins ear amd a bit of curly hair in order to get it. AGAIN he said nothink. i stopped anb looked him some more, he looked back but didnt say anythnik. i shook my head and closed the fridge door and went back to the front room.
HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEn the face of bernard cribbins in your fridge?
YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! IT SMELLS LIKE HE HAS BEEN SMOKING A PIPE IN THE FRIDGE AS WELL, COS IT SMELLS AS IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN SMOKING A PIPE. im colouring in a no smoking sign i made with felt tips now cos i dont think its very hygenic to have faces smoking in the fridge. 
