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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2009 1:54:50 GMT
'AS ANYONE OF YOU FINE UPSTANDING PILLars of the local community chancved upon the latest advert for mr captaiN BIRDSEYE? IT IS A sort television clip ALL ABOUT a new product what he is trying to make us buy with our money and this product is called 'A BIRDSEYE SALMON FISHFINGER' i watched it just a bit earlier on ago today this evening and i have to tell you dear listener, i married him i mean i have to TELL YOU I WAS QWUIRTE FRANKLY HORRIFIED AT THE SALACIOUS PERVERTERY I WAS WITNESS TO... it went a little somethink like this.. interior- kitchen VOICE OF VIC REEVES: Who are you? FISHFINGER:( in a seductive female voice) WHO , LITTLE OL ME? WHY I AM THE NEW SALMON FISHFINGER, NEW FROM MR CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE..  VOICE OF VIC REEVES: SALMON FISH FINGER? does that mean youre all pink underneath?  (sound of fishfinger unzipping her clothes i mean breadcrumbs) FISHFINGER: TAKE A LOOK N SEE..... am i right in thinking this new salmon fishfinger from mr captain birdseye is shamelessly flashing her fanny at vic reeves? WHAT MANNER OF OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTERY IS this? i loike a fishcake meself, QWUITE FRANKLY.  |
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Post by motorist on Mar 26, 2009 6:32:35 GMT
Outrageous! Your eyes have been sexually molested  |
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Post by percyplum on Mar 26, 2009 8:17:53 GMT
She'll compalin about being battered next. |
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Post by bonbonlarue on Mar 26, 2009 8:47:56 GMT
Haven't had a fish finger for years......got fishcakes tonight though...
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Post by housesparrow on Mar 26, 2009 9:16:42 GMT
She'll compalin about being battered next.  It gives the phrase "prawn tickler" a whole new meaning! |
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Post by percyplum on Mar 26, 2009 9:59:36 GMT
Haven't had a fish finger for years......got fishcakes tonight though... Fish finger sarnies, made with fresh, crusty white bread, are Heaven on a plate.  |
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Post by bonbonlarue on Mar 26, 2009 10:05:54 GMT
Haven't had a fish finger for years......got fishcakes tonight though... Fish finger sarnies, made with fresh, crusty white bread, are Heaven on a plate. With a layer of mashed potato and a smattering of brown sauce....mmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 26, 2009 10:35:22 GMT
You are all wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
The correct thing to have with fish fingers is tartare sauce. Nothing else will do.
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Post by bonbonlarue on Mar 26, 2009 10:44:29 GMT
You are all wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. The correct thing to have with fish fingers is tartare sauce. Nothing else will do. ..ideas above your station madam....  |
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Post by housesparrow on Mar 26, 2009 10:49:21 GMT
I knows what goes in the sauce tartare -
It's the left-over veg from the night befare.
(I found it quite funny when I was about five, anyway)
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Post by Patrick on Mar 26, 2009 11:59:06 GMT
Fish finger sarnies, made with fresh, crusty white bread, are Heaven on a plate. With a layer of mashed potato and a smattering of brown sauce....mmmmmmmmmmmmm S'funny you (all) should say that. On the last day of term at school it was always Fish fingers and mashed potato and baked beans - and they'd put all the left over bread at the end of the servery to stuff yourself with. So it was Fish Finger, Baked Bean and Mashed Potato sandwiches all round! Yum! |
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Post by Coffeepot on Mar 26, 2009 17:29:09 GMT
You are all wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. The correct thing to have with fish fingers is tartare sauce. Nothing else will do.  Nope - tomato sauce! |
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Mar 26, 2009 17:33:24 GMT
You are all wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. The correct thing to have with fish fingers is tartare sauce. Nothing else will do. Nope - tomato sauce! Listen to this woman, she knows wot she is on about! Tom sauce FTW!!! (I like fish finger butties as well, BTW, quick, simple tasty snack...full of vitamins, iron, micro nutrients...and fish) AH |
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Post by Coffeepot on Mar 26, 2009 17:37:59 GMT
Exactly I could just eat a fish finger butty for my tea now... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2009 18:23:35 GMT
THE OFFending advERT... |
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Post by bonbonlarue on Mar 26, 2009 18:28:09 GMT
I keep reading this as 'Prevent Fish fingers...'
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Post by gIant on Mar 26, 2009 19:15:35 GMT
I cannot stand fish fingers, salmon included. I love fresh fish and our fishmonger does some nice haddock fishcakes. That is as far as I go.
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 26, 2009 19:19:40 GMT
I cannot stand fish fingers, salmon included. I love fresh fish and our fishmonger does some nice haddock fishcakes. That is as far as I go. That's not what I heard gIant. I heard that with a nice glass of wine and a log fire, you'll go further than fishcakes. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2009 19:35:08 GMT
did you watch the advert? it was edited slightly at the end. |
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 26, 2009 19:38:58 GMT
I like the edit on the advert Costal. It kind of makes your point for you . . .
Dreadful advert. Hateful. I shall not be buying these salmon fish fingers.
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