man wants instruction on pizza box for the right

[sesley]

way up www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5299709/Man-complains-his-pizza-has-no-topping---until-he-realises-it-is-upside-down.html

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I once cooked a frozen pizza without removing a polyst-however it's spelled-yrene type base that I didn't notice.

[Patrick]

Goodfellas make these little French Bread Pizza things which lay out the topping on the slope-ey side of the bread. You have to sort of pull it to bits and rearrange it before putting it in the oven. When I have bought one (they make for a change to the usual lunchtime sandwich) I've often wondered how I'm supposed to get the topping off and put it on the flat side!

...........but I wouldn't call anyone about it.

Actually that's a rather amusing "blind person" joke.

"There's no topping on this Pizza?"

"You've got it upside down!"

Cue amusement from all parties concerned. _{(c) Deric Longden 1996}

Here's another - a "short sighted" joke. It happened to me one day; For a split millisecond I couldn't understand why all my peas had bounced off the sieve and into the washing up bowl.

The sieve was upside down!

'course, more water with the whisky probably would have helped.