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Post by Weyland on Nov 7, 2010 14:47:39 GMT
its a loverly smell on a dog that you love.  on anythnik else, such as a mate, for example, its not qwuite so endearing! I couldn't love any dog. Noisy, smelly, blundering, greedy things they are. I can just about put up with dogs that people I care about love, but that's as far as it goes. I do like cats. Even the one that filled my briefcase with diarrhoea as a kitten, and when fully grown peed on a book I'd just bought -- because I'd gone on holiday without her permission. Pandora, RIP, God bless her. She died at a ripe old age, apparently whilst trying to scoop a large goldfish out of a neighbour's pond. And, by the way, it's a fact that bitches don't really like sex. I read it in the Observer. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2010 14:52:48 GMT
There's nothing like feeling all hot and sweaty and smelly, then having a lovely shower. Mmmmmm. careful, you'll set Mr Weyland off... ;D |
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Post by Weyland on Nov 7, 2010 14:57:51 GMT
There's nothing like feeling all hot and sweaty and smelly, then having a lovely shower. Mmmmmm. careful, you'll set Mr Weyland off... ;D How well you know me, Costy. Please stop calling me "Mr Weyland". "Sir" will be quite sufficient. Carry on. |
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Post by aubrey on Nov 7, 2010 14:59:31 GMT
also i would like to point out i do wash daily, i was only referring previously to my bath/shower routines. you all think im a smelly git now dont you?  I assumed that you didn't turn up at the 3 Stags because it meant that you'd have to have a wash. And get dressed. (And travel 50 miles.) |
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Post by everso on Nov 7, 2010 15:01:49 GMT
I have to say I agree with Weyland. I don't care for dogs either. I think that's mainly because we never kept dogs when I was a child so I don't really know how to behave with them. Also, when you stroke a dog you always have that doggy (retch) smell on your hands. Euwwwww.
I do love cats, though. However, after our old cat died I decided I couldn't be arsed having pets that muck up the house. Cats tend to scratch the most precious furniture in the room. This doesn't stop me from stopping and petting any cat I come across. They always seem to like me too. Dogs can take me or leave me.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2010 15:01:51 GMT
careful, you'll set Mr Weyland off... ;D How well you know me, Costy. Please stop calling me "Mr Weyland". "Sir" will be quite sufficient. Carry on. My apologies, if you are not fond of it i shall henceforth cease referring to you as such, no offence intended, twas a term of respect, if anythink. Sorry Weyland. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2010 15:06:14 GMT
also i would like to point out i do wash daily, i was only referring previously to my bath/shower routines. you all think im a smelly git now dont you? I assumed that you didn't turn up at the 3 Stags because it meant that you'd have to have a wash. And get dressed. (And travel 50 miles.)  Well, i did have a panic attack as i set foot into the bathtub, and shook with fear as my eyes set upon the shower gel.. i just don't know if i can bring meself to this..i thought to meself, paralysed with fear... ;D |
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Post by Weyland on Nov 7, 2010 15:12:54 GMT
How well you know me, Costy. Please stop calling me "Mr Weyland". "Sir" will be quite sufficient. Carry on. My apologies, if you are not fond of it i shall henceforth cease referring to you as such, no offence intended, twas a term of respect, if anythink. Sorry Weyland. How little you know me, Costy. Do you really think I give a bugger? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2010 15:17:22 GMT
My apologies, if you are not fond of it i shall henceforth cease referring to you as such, no offence intended, twas a term of respect, if anythink. Sorry Weyland. How little you know me, Costy. Do you really think I give a bugger? i ...i.... i don't k-k-know what to think annnymore... all this talk of washing and baths and showers...i'm a jibbbering wreck.. ;D |
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Post by Weyland on Nov 7, 2010 15:23:13 GMT
i ...i.... i don't k-k-know what to think annnymore... all this talk of washing and baths and showers...i'm a jibbbering wreck.. ;D  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2010 15:25:03 GMT
Everso, it is true you have to 'know' dogs to have that affinity with em, i Love em now, in fact i really really wanna get one as soon as i move out of this top floor flat what i live in. I didnt always used to love dogs, in fact i was afraid of em a bit.. i can clearly remember as a 7 year old going round my mate Marc Raysens house for tea, only to be confronted by a HERRRUGE monster of an alsatian, barking and rearing up on its hind legs with an angry look upon its face.. shamed to say i made some excuses and ran all the way home! hehe However, our family were 'gifted' a dog, when we all came home from school/work one day, to find a mongrel puppy running around in our back garden. We were an end house, i think someone mustve chucked her over the fence, a poor unwanted little jack russell-ish type mongrel. we reported it to the police or whomever ( i forget now) she was taken away, the police said if no-one reported her missing in x amount of days, she would be sent off to a dogs home.  of course, having had all afternoon to play with the excitable young pup we'd all fallen in love with her a little bit, and the thought of her going to a dog home was orrible. We did have the option to keep her, according to the police, so when D-day came, we took her in, the new family pet. Sally was her name, gawd bless her, gone now, but a much loved member of our family for many many years. She still comes to say hello to me in dreams, every now and then . |
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Post by housesparrow on Nov 7, 2010 19:31:36 GMT
, when you stroke a dog you always have that doggy (retch) smell on your hands. Euwwwww. I can think of many worse things ... but we won't go into that. Although recently I got roped into walking an old lurcher for a housebound lady. By gum, he made the car pong. |
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Post by everso on Nov 7, 2010 19:55:46 GMT
Ahhhhhhh. That's nice.
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Post by jean on Nov 7, 2010 21:15:44 GMT
I do like cats... Pandora, RIP, God bless her. She died at a ripe old age, apparently whilst trying to scoop a large goldfish out of a neighbour's pond. Are you sure she wsn't called Selima? |
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Post by Weyland on Nov 7, 2010 21:24:04 GMT
I do like cats... Pandora, RIP, God bless her. She died at a ripe old age, apparently whilst trying to scoop a large goldfish out of a neighbour's pond. Are you sure she wsn't called Selima?Thanks for that, Jean. I wasn't aware of Selima. Pandora was definitely Pandora. What the Dutch call a lapjeskat: brown, black, and white. My son, who named her, reckons lapjeskats are the most intelligent cats, and always female. I can believe it. I miss her badly. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 15:09:37 GMT
when you meet a new dog, round someone house or somethink, and you're sitting there on the sofa, drinking a cup of tea, and perhaps some biscuits if you're lucky, and the new dog is obviously intrigued and interested in you, as you're a newcomer to the house, so the dog comes over to say hello, and youre stroking it and stuff, why does the new dog always make a bee-line for your genital area? and you try and subtley fend it off, hoping nobody has realised, and you keep stroking new dog and scruffing his neck, and it keeps trying to get to your genitals for no apparant reason, and then someone says 'looks like you've made a new friend there!' and its all a bit embarrassing... |
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Post by everso on Nov 8, 2010 16:54:30 GMT
Another reason why I eschew dogs. (Isn't eschew a nice word? I think I shall use it a lot)
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Post by aubrey on Nov 8, 2010 17:26:29 GMT
It is not really no apparent reason. If you consider that a dog's sense of smell is unimaginably more powerful that ours, it is very apparent why they do that, Costal.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 17:58:21 GMT
It is not really no apparent reason. If you consider that a dog's sense of smell is unimaginably more powerful that ours, it is very apparent why they do that, Costal. yesssss, qwell, i dont see why i should be the one left feeling embarrased, .. should be the dog thats embarrased, if anythink..shocking way to behave in polite society..  |
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Post by Weyland on Nov 8, 2010 18:04:31 GMT
It is not really no apparent reason. If you consider that a dog's sense of smell is unimaginably more powerful that ours, it is very apparent why they do that, Costal. We need to know if there's a different powerful-sense-of-smell response to Costy's crotch area depending on the sex of the canine entity involved. As the usual Control Parameters required in any formal scientific experiment, we clearly need a female volunteer to analyse this psos response in a similar scenario. Denim jeans, is it, Costy? Mark my words, there's a PhD thesis in this for someone. 3D video footage and/or photos wouldn't hurt these days either. Let's go for gold! |
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on anythnik else, such as a mate, for example, its not qwuite so endearing! 
of course, having had all afternoon to play with the excitable young pup we'd all fallen in love with her a little bit, and the thought of her going to a dog home was orrible. We did have the option to keep her, according to the police, so when D-day came, we took her in, the new family pet. Sally was her name, gawd bless her, gone now, but a much loved member of our family for many many years. She still comes to say hello to me in dreams, every now and then .
