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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 18:16:51 GMT
It is not really no apparent reason. If you consider that a dog's sense of smell is unimaginably more powerful that ours, it is very apparent why they do that, Costal. We need to know if there's a different powerful-sense-of-smell response to Costy's crotch area depending on the sex of the canine entity involved. As the usual Control Parameters required in any formal scientific experiment, we clearly need a female volunteer to analyse this psos response in a similar scenario. Denim jeans, is it, Costy? Mark my words, there's a PhD thesis in this for someone. 3D video footage and/or photos wouldn't hurt these days either. Let's go for gold! pleased to see this matter is bering treated with the gravitas it reqwuires. Right, well, last time it happened was a male dog called Alfie, one of those raggy scruffy messy dogs, some kind of terrier? with a big black nose. me, i was wearing loose fitting combat trousers at the time, and had just spent the day helping my mate move house in Essex, Chelmsford, so i may have been sweatier than usual, but still, i do feel the embarrasement should lie with the over familiar dog, rather than meself. |
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Post by Weyland on Nov 8, 2010 18:23:51 GMT
just spent the day helping my mate move house in Essex, Chelmsford, so i may have been sweatier than usual You were in CHELMSFORD!?! Of ALL places! No wonder you were hot'n'bothered, mate. Obviously all bets are off regarding a controlled experiment under these conditions. Why wasn't I told?! How can I possibly work with these people!? Heads will roll. |
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Post by everso on Nov 8, 2010 18:35:15 GMT
It is not really no apparent reason. If you consider that a dog's sense of smell is unimaginably more powerful that ours, it is very apparent why they do that, Costal. yesssss, qwell, i dont see why i should be the one left feeling embarrased, .. should be the dog thats embarrased, if anythink..shocking way to behave in polite society..  Which, of course, brings us back to what I was saying earlier in another thread ("Women etc.") about "you can't behave like a human and an animal simultaneously and not be shocked occasionally." Dogs do just what comes naturally, anytime, anywhere. We don't. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 18:39:58 GMT
yesssss, qwell, i dont see why i should be the one left feeling embarrased, .. should be the dog thats embarrased, if anythink..shocking way to behave in polite society.. Which, of course, brings us back to what I was saying earlier in another thread ("Women etc.") about "you can't behave like a human and an animal simultaneously and not be shocked occasionally." Dogs do just what comes naturally, anytime, anywhere. We don't. on the contrary, its just, well, i dont write on sausageboards complaining about it when ladies do it. ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 18:43:48 GMT
just spent the day helping my mate move house in Essex, Chelmsford, so i may have been sweatier than usual You were in CHELMSFORD!?! Of ALL places! No wonder you were hot'n'bothered, mate. Obviously all bets are off regarding a controlled experiment under these conditions. Why wasn't I told?! How can I possibly work with these people!? Heads will roll. indeeeed i was sir.. is there a cultural significance to this location what i dont know abhaaat?  nice there it was, besides for the prying canines.. |
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Post by everso on Nov 8, 2010 18:47:35 GMT
Cross-thread Reference Department: We need to know if there's a different powerful-sense-of-smell response to Costy's crotch area depending on the sex of the canine entity involved. As the usual Control Parameters required in any formal scientific experiment, we clearly need a female volunteer to analyse this psos response in a similar scenario. Denim jeans, is it, Costy? Mark my words, there's a PhD thesis in this for someone. 3D video footage and/or photos wouldn't hurt these days either. Let's go for gold! pleased to see this matter is bering treated with the gravitas it reqwuires. Right, well, last time it happened was a male dog called Alfie, one of those raggy scruffy messy dogs, some kind of terrier? with a big black nose. me, i was wearing loose fitting combat trousers at the time, and had just spent the day helping my mate move house in Essex, Chelmsford, so i may have been sweatier than usual, but still, i do feel the embarrasement should lie with the over familiar dog, rather than meself. WHAT? When were you in Chelmsford? Why wasn't I informed? In what part of Chelmsford does your friend reside? |
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Post by Weyland on Nov 8, 2010 19:08:13 GMT
indeeeed i was sir.. is there a cultural significance to this location what i dont know abhaaat? nice there it was, besides for the prying canines.. Cultural significance?! Cultural significance?!!! CULTURAL BLEEDING SIGNIFICANCE?!!!!!!Ev lives there. Only that. I give up. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 19:21:22 GMT
pleased to see this matter is bering treated with the gravitas it reqwuires. Right, well, last time it happened was a male dog called Alfie, one of those raggy scruffy messy dogs, some kind of terrier? with a big black nose. me, i was wearing loose fitting combat trousers at the time, and had just spent the day helping my mate move house in Essex, Chelmsford, so i may have been sweatier than usual, but still, i do feel the embarrasement should lie with the over familiar dog, rather than meself. WHAT? When were you in Chelmsford? Why wasn't I informed? In what part of Chelmsford does your friend reside? a couple of weeks ago Ev..  didnt realise that was where you were.. either way, i was busy as hell, (unless you're a dab hand at shifting a box or 5- which i doubt, as you seem to be a delicate, precious creature, destined for the finer things in life-) i doubt we wouldda had any time to catch up. i was on the go from about 8 in the morning till 2.00 the following morning when i finally got home. shattered. no idea what part of chelmsford it was, i got driven there in a big van. it looked nice thou.  |
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Post by aubrey on Nov 8, 2010 22:37:51 GMT
Sniffing the crotch is a handshake for a dog.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 22:45:21 GMT
Sniffing the crotch is a handshake for a dog. fair enough- i'm adopting it as my greeting du jour as well. |
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Post by everso on Nov 9, 2010 0:00:45 GMT
WHAT? When were you in Chelmsford? Why wasn't I informed? In what part of Chelmsford does your friend reside? a couple of weeks ago Ev.. didnt realise that was where you were.. either way, i was busy as hell, (unless you're a dab hand at shifting a box or 5- which i doubt, as you seem to be a delicate, precious creature, destined for the finer things in life-) i doubt we wouldda had any time to catch up. i was on the go from about 8 in the morning till 2.00 the following morning when i finally got home. shattered. no idea what part of chelmsford it was, i got driven there in a big van. it looked nice thou. Tsk! I need to know whereabouts it is in Chelmsford. Whenever anybody says they know someone in Chelmsford I NEED to find out whereabouts. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2010 0:54:58 GMT
a couple of weeks ago Ev.. didnt realise that was where you were.. either way, i was busy as hell, (unless you're a dab hand at shifting a box or 5- which i doubt, as you seem to be a delicate, precious creature, destined for the finer things in life-) i doubt we wouldda had any time to catch up. i was on the go from about 8 in the morning till 2.00 the following morning when i finally got home. shattered. no idea what part of chelmsford it was, i got driven there in a big van. it looked nice thou. Tsk! I need to know whereabouts it is in Chelmsford. Whenever anybody says they know someone in Chelmsford I NEED to find out whereabouts. i'll get back to you on that then EV! imagine if i was in the same road as yooooouuuuu..on the street where yooooou live...  |
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Post by everso on Nov 9, 2010 1:09:38 GMT
Tsk! I need to know whereabouts it is in Chelmsford. Whenever anybody says they know someone in Chelmsford I NEED to find out whereabouts. i'll get back to you on that then EV! imagine if i was in the same road as yooooouuuuu..on the street where yooooou live... That would indeed have been vair vair odd. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2010 1:19:00 GMT
i'll get back to you on that then EV! imagine if i was in the same road as yooooouuuuu..on the street where yooooou live... That would indeed have been vair vair odd. i just checked, it was Kings Road. that sounds vair ubiqwitous, but perhaps yopu may know where that is.. |
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Post by Patrick on Nov 9, 2010 9:14:58 GMT
Showers v. Baths; I was standing in the shower this morning - hot water cascading down and my ankles and feet were bloomin freezing still. Now there's something you don't get with a bath. Also a bath can generate enough steam to lift the temperature in the bathroom that little bit to still make it comfortable when you 'emerge'. How many of you - even when the central heating is on have emerged from the shower shivering as the cooler air behind the shower curtain/cubicle door hits?
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Post by aubrey on Nov 9, 2010 10:07:28 GMT
It was great having a shower after a night shift at the mine. They had really good showers there as well, and some hairy-arsed miner to wash your back for you - perfect. (I remember blokes who couldn't wait to get to the canteen, who would have a smoke in the shower, coveing the fag with one hand while washing with the other.)
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Post by everso on Nov 9, 2010 10:53:08 GMT
Showers v. Baths; I was standing in the shower this morning - hot water cascading down and my ankles and feet were bloomin freezing still. Now there's something you don't get with a bath. Also a bath can generate enough steam to lift the temperature in the bathroom that little bit to still make it comfortable when you 'emerge'. How many of you - even when the central heating is on have emerged from the shower shivering as the cooler air behind the shower curtain/cubicle door hits? I don't really feel the cold much, unless it's really cold outside. That's the one advantage of being a >ahem< mature woman. |
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Post by everso on Nov 9, 2010 11:00:49 GMT
Kings Road is north of Chelmsford town centre - I'm south.
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Post by housesparrow on Nov 9, 2010 16:56:06 GMT
Showers v. Baths; I was standing in the shower this morning - hot water cascading down and my ankles and feet were bloomin freezing still. Now there's something you don't get with a bath. Also a bath can generate enough steam to lift the temperature in the bathroom that little bit to still make it comfortable when you 'emerge'. How many of you - even when the central heating is on have emerged from the shower shivering as the cooler air behind the shower curtain/cubicle door hits? Exactly, Patrick; showers are for summer use and not even then if it is chilly. If there is no bath, the only way to get your feet warm is in a bowl of hot water. If there is no bowl, one gets very adept at standing on one leg while the other rests in a basin of hot water. If there is no hot water I am grumpy. |
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Post by jean on Nov 9, 2010 17:20:15 GMT
I haven't got a shower - well I have got one of those shower head things that lies across the top of the taps, in keeping with the rest of my restored Edwardian bathroom. It's a bit of a nuisance sometimes, but if I had to have one or the other, I'd have a bath every time.
If you only have a shower you really need a bidet as well. The Italians know this.
One thing I've never quite understood is why we're always told a shower uses less water than a bath. I've tested this, and unless you have a very short shower indeed, it just isn't true.
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nice there it was, besides for the prying canines..
didnt realise that was where you were.. either way, i was busy as hell, (unless you're a dab hand at shifting a box or 5- which i doubt, as you seem to be a delicate, precious creature, destined for the finer things in life-) i doubt we wouldda had any time to catch up. i was on the go from about 8 in the morning till 2.00 the following morning when i finally got home. shattered. no idea what part of chelmsford it was, i got driven there in a big van. it looked nice thou. 
