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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2009 15:20:28 GMT
EEEY OPPPP peter crouch fans  i AVE JUST DEMOLISHED A WHOLE can of CORN BEEF IN ONE GO AND now i feel decidedly unwell. LUCKY ME I DIDNT LACERATE NONE OF MY DIGITS WHILST TRYING TO release it from its krypton factor/hellraiser coNTAINER n that, I MANAFGED TO windy wind the key round all the way round the can it took abnout 3 hours and i grew a moustache whist it was happening, and then i proceededc to eat it all up in one go INCLUDING THE MINKY WHITE BITS ON THE END WHAT youre never sure youre supposed to eat n that they taste a bit like white mice sweets mixed up with beef n candlewax . ANY WAY NOW I feel a big bit hurty in the stomach regions n that...i am crying blood.  anYONE ELSE A FAN OF corn beef or peter crouch?  |
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 24, 2009 15:26:42 GMT
I like corn beef, and serve it as a family meal with potatoes and beans. It's best all mashed into the spuds.
However, I have no idea what animal it comes from and how it gets into the tin.
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 24, 2009 15:27:07 GMT
But not so much Peter Crouch. Is he the tall skinny one who does that robot thing?
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 24, 2009 15:27:21 GMT
P.S. Should it not be 'corned' beef?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2009 15:30:33 GMT
WHAT IGET IS CORN BEEF. YOU do as you please  YAASAAAAAAARRRRRR your avatar is qwell sexy btw makes me want to eat CORN BEEF ALL OVER AGAIN |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2009 15:32:40 GMT
YUS PETER CROUCH, ( besides being the best footballer in the entire world ever anywhere ever) is the tall man what does the robotrics. cORN BEEF IS MADE OUT OF PETER CROUCHES SPARE KNEES.
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Post by Coffeepot on Mar 24, 2009 15:33:13 GMT
My Gran used to mix baked beans with corned beef and served it over mash, it was quite tasty. Not the white end bits though  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2009 15:36:27 GMT
AINT YOU supposed to eat the white bits? it tastes quietly exotic with a bit of wax in the mix. like the distant dreams of a cows arsehole.
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Post by Coffeepot on Mar 24, 2009 15:42:18 GMT
I dunno! Never tasted a cows arehole either - oh that may be a lie though, do they put them into pies? Like 'they' say pork pies have all the holes put in?
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 24, 2009 15:46:17 GMT
Hold on, hold on . . it's called 'beef' so I'm guessing it comes from cows then? And subsequent posts would appear to confirm this.
How come it's pink? Is it uncooked cow?
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Post by Coffeepot on Mar 24, 2009 15:48:08 GMT
Pink corned beef? It's usually like a dark red, isn't it? I would Google but I'm not sure I want to know ;D
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 24, 2009 15:54:36 GMT
Pink corned beef? It's usually like a dark red, isn't it? I would Google but I'm not sure I want to know ;D Wiki tells us all we need to know about this product. It turns out that it, like the American Presidency, is typically Irish and served on St Patrick's Day. |
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Post by swl on Mar 24, 2009 16:03:11 GMT
In my part of the world, "corned beef" means "deaf" (rhyming slang).
Are you hard of hearing Costal?
I said "ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING COSTAL"?
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Post by trubble on Mar 24, 2009 16:06:42 GMT
beef rhymes with deaf, eh?... eh... eh??
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Post by riotgrrl on Mar 24, 2009 16:07:38 GMT
beef rhymes with deaf, eh?... eh... eh?? It does in Scottish. SWL is right (for once.) |
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Post by trubble on Mar 24, 2009 16:13:34 GMT
Ah!
deef...
hmhm
Do deaf lip readers have accents??
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Post by swl on Mar 24, 2009 16:15:11 GMT
Ah! deef... hmhm Do deaf lip readers have accents?? Foreign ones might. |
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Post by trubble on Mar 24, 2009 16:20:04 GMT
Ah! deef... hmhm Do deaf lip readers have accents?? Foreign ones might. How rude of them! |
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Post by Flatypus on Mar 24, 2009 18:36:13 GMT
They sell ruddy great chunks not minced up in polythene round these parts. It's black - dark purple - expensive and traditional for Christmas before they invented turkeys. Never tried it and no intention.
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Post by Patrick on Mar 24, 2009 18:46:39 GMT
My idea of Corned Beef Hash was little cubes of the said meat, little cubes of potato and perhaps a bit of onion fried until crisp. It's how my Daddy used to do it. This is not the way Best Beloved likes it though - hers is what I can only described as Corned Beef mashed with potato and fried as a burger. Not the same, but one aims to please. |
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