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Post by everso on Jan 26, 2010 13:50:35 GMT
done a bungi jump in Greece one time.. with a raging hangover. My optician told me that bungy jumping can cause detached retinas. You realise that your travel insurance probably didn't cover you for bungy jumping? If something had gone wrong you'd have been in deep shit (financially that is - I'd have been in deep shit literally) everso-in-concerned-mother-mode
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Post by stephan on Jan 27, 2010 14:51:21 GMT
I never had love as a child.
A good massage is no substitute but life goes on and it`s wonderful
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Post by stephan on Jan 27, 2010 14:57:47 GMT
I have never received a massage, etc.
Get off the stage hun--a good massage is not sexual-OK a bit `sensual`
Nobody is mauling-it`s just a professional doing what they are good at and the cllient is loving.
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Post by riotgrrl on Jan 27, 2010 16:05:22 GMT
Get off the stage hun--a good massage is not sexual-OK a bit `sensual` See, that's probably the bit that gets me. If a massage is sensual, isn't it a bit like hiring a fluffer?
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Post by riotgrrl on Jan 27, 2010 16:06:18 GMT
But I am adding to my list of things I've never done and things I'll never do - Bungee jumping.
(Seems to be several ways of spelling it, but I think bungee is the right one - open to correction as ever.)
Also, jumping out an aeroplane.
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Post by stephan on Jan 27, 2010 16:16:00 GMT
If a massage is sensual, isn't it a bit like hiring a fluffer
No-a good meal can be `sensual`?-it depends on how one uses the term.
likewise a massage or indeed a `facial`-and yes I have those.
Yes they give me pleasure-so what`s wrong with that?
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Post by stephan on Jan 27, 2010 16:20:46 GMT
OK-confess time.
I have never watched,Big brother,X factor,Dancing on ice or the Sound of Music
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Post by Weyland on Jan 27, 2010 17:07:57 GMT
or indeed a `facial`-and yes I have those. Yes they give me pleasure-so what`s wrong with that? If ProBoards might not like the alcopop pic, God knows what they're liable to make of that.
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Post by Weyland on Jan 27, 2010 17:19:39 GMT
See, that's probably the bit that gets me. If a massage is sensual, isn't it a bit like hiring a fluffer? I doubt that professional mass-eurs/-euses look at it that way. And no, I do not mean sex workers. Sorry to keep banging on about this, but I've only ever had massages from loved ones so far. It's as good as ..well.. you know.
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Post by stephan on Jan 27, 2010 18:06:03 GMT
Yes massages are weird and perverted
I had to wear paper undies before being smothered in mud and wrapped up like a baby by this woman-then left for a few minutes before being asked to shower before she rubbed oil all over me-oh yes I got some more paper undies.
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Post by stephan on Jan 27, 2010 18:11:42 GMT
I doubt that professional mass-eurs/-euses look at it that way.
No they do not-it`s no bigger deal than having a hair cut. Just expert and client,and some natter about this and that -well dozing during a massage is normal-especially a head massage
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Post by riotgrrl on Jan 27, 2010 18:36:56 GMT
Hey Stephan, I'd no more judge you for having a massage than I would judge Costal for bungee-jumping.
But it's not for me.
And the more people explain it, the more I'm sure of that.
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Post by aubrey on Jan 27, 2010 20:28:32 GMT
I've never had a meat burger from Macdonalds or Wimpy or whatever else there is.
(I've never had a massage either, though I've got nothing against the idea.)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2010 1:14:26 GMT
i like giving massages but not so much receiving them. make of that what you will.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2010 1:16:26 GMT
..also i think riot spelled 'bungee' correctly. as i typed my version i knew it was wrong, and i also knew the previous attempt by someone else at spelling it had also got it wrong, but i really couldnt be bothered to find the correct spelling. sorry about that, but i am glad to know the correct spelling now that it has been made apparant so thankyou riot.
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Post by Weyland on Jan 28, 2010 9:28:34 GMT
""i like giving massages but not so much receiving them. make of that what you will. "" ..........control issue maybe? Perhaps you and I should be brave and let someone maul us about. “It is more blessed to give than to receive." Acts 20:35 I agree, in this case, but receiving is still good. Yes, Lily, give that mauling a try. Careful you don't get addicted.
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Post by trubble on Jan 28, 2010 11:54:23 GMT
But I am adding to my list of things I've never done and things I'll never do - Bungee jumping. (Seems to be several ways of spelling it, but I think bungee is the right one - open to correction as ever.) Also, jumping out an aeroplane. I'll never bungee jump either, it's a horrible idea. Detached retinas? Arghh! Ugh. etc. I fantasise about sky diving but it gets more and more unlikely as time goes by. I'm relieved to find fellow massage-haters out there. I always thought I was a freak to find them creepy. They're too intimate a thing to pay a stranger to do as far as I am concerned. I've had a pedicure that involved some foot massage and I managed that. I've had a facial that I chose because I had a gift token for a massage place and thought the facial would be the least massaging option but it included a head and neck massage which I would recommend to any massage-phobic here. Part of the massage freak out comes from men who like to sneak up behind you and massage your shoulders without asking permission first. That's not just me, is it? That's happened to y'all too? It's very odd behaviour!
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Post by trubble on Jan 28, 2010 11:56:22 GMT
OK-confess time. I have never watched,Big brother,X factor,Dancing on ice or the Sound of Music Good for you. I've watched all four, many times, and you are missing NOTHING!
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Jan 28, 2010 11:58:38 GMT
Part of the massage freak out comes from men who like to sneak up behind you and massage your shoulders without asking permission first. That's not just me, is it? That's happened to y'all too? It's very odd behaviour! F.F.S! I was only trying to be pleasant! AH
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2010 12:06:04 GMT
to be honest i would only give a massage to someone that i want to shag so maybe ive got the same massage freak out thing as some of you others.. it is too inttimate to have strangers doing it to you isnt it?
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