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Post by everso on Jan 28, 2010 15:31:08 GMT
..also i think riot spelled 'bungee' correctly. as i typed my version i knew it was wrong, and i also knew the previous attempt by someone else at spelling it had also got it wrong, but i really couldnt be bothered to find the correct spelling. sorry about that, but i am glad to know the correct spelling now that it has been made apparant so thankyou riot. Yes, Riot is correct.
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Post by everso on Jan 28, 2010 15:33:21 GMT
Yeah, I had a boss that did that. Needless to say I stayed with him a very short while.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2010 15:43:46 GMT
I'VE seen blokes do that in work environments too, i always think its well creepy. i imagine the recipients probly feel even worse.
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Post by riotgrrl on Jan 28, 2010 15:45:30 GMT
Surely that goes without saying round these parts?
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Post by Weyland on Jan 28, 2010 16:26:25 GMT
Surely that goes without saying round these parts? One word -- Tierry. Over.
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Post by everso on Jan 28, 2010 16:30:46 GMT
That doesn't count. Football DOES NOT COUNT.
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Post by stephan on Jan 29, 2010 19:13:29 GMT
to be honest i would only give a massage to someone that i want to shag
Football in crisis!!
Are physiotherapists looking for a shag??
Our roving reporter asked many Premiership managers to comment but he was told to f88k off
This leaves many questions to be asked Do Chelsea massage their players???
can Portsmouth afford her???
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2010 19:19:58 GMT
to be fair Stephan, thats just my own personal feelings re: massaging. i am not saying it is sexual for everyone that gives one/receives one, but personally i would only want to give a massage to someone i know in a romantic way, and as i mentioned previously i dont really like receiving them, but i would certainly only let someone i know intimately even go there. can portsmouth afford massages?? portsmouth dont even have enough credit to send a text message.
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Post by trubble on Jan 30, 2010 9:17:16 GMT
That must be a good self-defence class! I went to classes for a couple of years and it helped me the couple of times someone tried to mug me. I won both times! But more from a sort of acting madder than them thing than actual kung fu chops.
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Post by artistlily on Jan 30, 2010 9:23:55 GMT
Hello trubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See, the fing is, I have never been to a self defence class. I just reacted from my ....guts. I am half scots and my great grandad was apparently some kind of kick arse maniac, maybe that is where it came from.
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Post by trubble on Jan 30, 2010 9:29:51 GMT
Doubt it's from the Scots. They are not that hard. Get blown over by a mild gust of luke warm wind, they do. Well that is some reflex, Lil! Maybe you should be giving classes. I'm afraid I just freeze, although inside my head I am making all sorts of lethal arm movements and doing the vulcan death grip etc.
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Post by jean on Jan 30, 2010 9:49:46 GMT
He said, "hello sunshine" all innocent, then did the "oooh, you are all tense" and the shoulder rub. It's the assumption that he's spotted what's wrong with you and can solve your problem that infuriates, as much as the massage. Having said that, I know a proper professional sports masseur who cured the intermittent sciatica I'd had for years with one treatment.
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Post by jean on Jan 30, 2010 10:15:53 GMT
Am I am bitch,saying that? No!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Or, to look at it another way, bitch is good.)
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Post by aubrey on Jan 30, 2010 10:16:13 GMT
No. It seems quite a rational reaction.
No, no and again no.
(Actually, I don't even like people using my name more than, say, once in a conversation; there often seems something patronising about it. Usually there isn't even a need for the once. I've got a thing about names = power.)
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Post by everso on Jan 30, 2010 10:52:53 GMT
Doubt it's from the Scots. They are not that hard. Get blown over by a mild gust of luke warm wind, they do. Well that is some reflex, Lil! Maybe you should be giving classes. I'm afraid I just freeze, although inside my head I am making all sorts of lethal arm movements and doing the vulcan death grip etc. I've often wondered what I'd do if I was threatened. I've considered doing a pretend faint or even faking a heart attack. I don't think I'd be tempted to attack (unless it was in my house and I had a big stick handy) but maybe playing possum would be the answer?
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Post by philippa on Jan 30, 2010 13:25:30 GMT
I've often wondered what I'd do if I was threatened. I've considered doing a pretend faint or even faking a heart attack. I don't think I'd be tempted to attack (unless it was in my house and I had a big stick handy) but maybe playing possum would be the answer? when i was a child if i heard any noises during the night i would lie absolutely motionless and pretend to be dead, trying not to breathe in the hope that if i was found, whoever it was would realise that i was already dead so not bother with me. only thing is fear makes you breathe all the louder - like thunder.
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on Jan 30, 2010 17:00:32 GMT
TRUE FACT: Putting your head under the covers turns you invisible. AH
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Post by philippa on Jan 30, 2010 23:14:47 GMT
so i dis'covered.
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Post by everso on Feb 6, 2010 19:06:27 GMT
A dog.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 14:55:26 GMT
you've probly had dog without realising it at some point or other.
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